The Hang Glider

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  1. Pecker

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    Deep in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding.

    Bubba decided to save up and get hisself one of them newfangled thangs down at the sport store in Louisville. Then he took it to the highest mountain, and after strugglin' to the top, he took off runnin' and over the edge, into the wind he went!

    Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks was a-sittin' on the porch swing a-talkin' bout the good ol' days when Maw spotted the biggest bird she ever seen!

    "Look at the size o' that bird, Paw!" she exclaimed.

    Paw raised up, "Git my gun, Maw."

    She ran into the house and brought out his pump shotgun. He took careful aim.

    BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continued to sail silently over the tree tops.

    "I think ya missed him, Paw," Maw said.

    "Yep," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"
     
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