The harlot

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  1. DC_DEEP

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    Apr 13, 2005
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    Jesus walks up to the temple, only to find a large noisy crowd gathered. He asks what is going on. They tell him, "rabbi, this woman was caught in adultery, in the very act. The second law of Moses says she should be stoned to death. What say you?"

    He thought for a moment, then answered them, "If there is one among us without sin, that one shall cast the first stone."

    Almost immediately, a chunk the size of a softball comes flying in from the edges of the crowd, knocks a dent in the harlot's head, and kills her instantly.

    Jesus turns around, puts his hands on his hips, and says, "Mom, how many times have I asked you not to follow me to work?"
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