the hazards of borrowing porn

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  1. dave2006

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    Ever borrow a porn magazine or video from someone only to find their dried spooge left behind? What was your reaction?


    When I was around 14 I was at a friends house and told me he had recently discovered his dad's porno stash. His father was over at the neighbors house so we took some copies and brought them to my friend's bedroom. I remember flipping through them and their was several pages stuck together.

    Another time I was 16 I snuck some porno tapes from my sister's boyfriend who was living with us at the time. I remember some of the pono boxes had distinct dried cum spurts on them. The inside plastic where the video was kept was clear and on several of them I could see dried white cum on them. I wasn't disgusted as I was too horny to carer but I do remember thinking how the hell do you accidently shoot cum on a porno box cover much less the inside plastic where the video is stored. I just figured he must have been a shooter and had them laying next to the couch while watching the video. I think when your young and horny and lhave limited access to porn your willing to put up with it. Now 20 years later I buy my own porn and don't have to!
     
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    Thats nasty. I always found it easier to cum in a few tissues, or on myself then clean up. However I never bothered to get off with magazines...Especially since the internet was in my hands since I was 16.
     
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    Hehe. I used to have shit loads of porn given to me that I would then sell on (quite cheaply, for beer money). The guy/s that bought them had to deal with the cum stains and pages stuck together. They were used magazines, not new.

    It was funny hehe.
     
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    You're all deviates and that's monstrously vile.
     
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    Is that another way of telling us that you got turned on reading this thread, Stronzo? :rolleyes:
     
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    I found the best way to keep everything clean was (and still is) to go down on myself.
     
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    Or get your own pron.
     
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    I agree I like shrimp too, Lex! :wink:
     
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    I try to always misspell "pron" on purpose so that is someone does a google search for LEX and PO*N, they will not find ME.

    Old school search engine evasion trick.
     
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    Now this sounds interesting . Do tell...
     
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    Well, search engine results bring back the instances where the words you search from are used in close proximity. As there is a bald, smooth, black, muscular pron star named Lex Steele I simply don't want people looking for him to find me.
     
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    I once found a magazine on the toilet in a dorm which had semen on it. yuck!
     
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    Easy for you to say.:cool:
    But yes, it would keep things clean ... though you'd be buying more toothpaste.
    I hope.:biggrin1:
     
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    I found a porn magazine in a fertility clinic that had dried spooge on a few of the choicer photos. I sure was puzzled. I mean, the purpose of the porn mag was so that the reader could make a better contribution to the semen samling bottle, not the magazine pages. Sheesh.
     
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    This thread is not serious right??
     
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    Uh, then you mean "pr0n". Please make sure to misspell words on the Internet properly. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
     
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    Yuck, I use the internet for "pr0n" but thats just me, what else are computers for?
     
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    Ive actually become the buyer of porn for 2 of my male friends, one being young and embarressed and the other gay and not totally 'out' yet. I love going and buying there dvd's and mag's but i dont think i could ever ask for returns or borrow them back. I just make sure i have a look before i give it to them :biggrin1:
     
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