the hazards of borrowing porn

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If you guys read my "Elena Santarelli - Best Jerk Off Material" thread in the "Young and Hung" folder, you'll know that the pic of that girl I saw in British FHM made me hard quick and made me cum quickly too. In fact, I was caught so much by surprise that I came a little bit on the pic (most shot over). Anyway, I was telling my friends about what this pic did to me, so they wanted to see it. So I went to my dorm room, the magazine was left open on my desk on that page from earlier that day, and this was the first time I saw that I had came on the page - so I just wiped it off with paper towel and picked most of it off with my fingernails. However, as anyone who got paper wet knows, the paper is krinkled a little bit aftwerward. So I show this to my friends and they admit they got hard looking at it, but then one of them starts laughing and points to the krinkled parts and said "Man, you spooged on it!" I said "Damn right, I came quicker than I thought, but most of it shot over - and I cleaned it up, that's just wet-paper krinklage." Anyway, some of my friends have borrowed it since, hearing me talking it up, and there are now a few more krinkle spots on it, but I don't care as long as the pages don't stick together. I mean it's not like I touch the page while I'm spanking it.
 

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My first phone slut job was in an office. I used to call it the Spank Bank. That amused me. "Where do you work?" " I temp at a bank." Anyway, to give us ideas, we were surrounded, inundated, oppressed even, by porn.

There were a few male employees: security guards, janitors, supervisors, administrators and techie guys. I suspect this one in particular who was kinda letchy, but I occasionally got a mag with sticky pages. Or crinkled spots as one of you described. That guy used to piss me off. He was eye level with my tetas.
 

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PacknThick said:
Thats nasty. I always found it easier to cum in a few tissues, or on myself then clean up. However I never bothered to get off with magazines...Especially since the internet was in my hands since I was 16.
16? I think I first started viewing porn at about half that age. Granted that was quite young (what can I say? older brother.) but by the time I was in 6th grade everybody was getting obsessed with sex and wanting to see porn. It was times like those junior high days that we were all super-desperate and would look at just about anything.
 

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Maybe I'll take this at a slighty 'off' angle.

I once was watching a porn video whcn my VCR stopped cold. I couldn't get the video to continue playing ... but, worse, I couldn't take it out, either.

I had to take the whole unit, video tape included, into the shop for repair.

Cool, cool, I played it ... but I was certainly embarrassed as I passed the player over to the repairman.

When I got the video back several days later, there were no strange looks or odd vibes in the air.

But the tape was .... gone! :eek:
 

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I shared a room with 3 brothers growing up porn was always around and never ever looked used....

but we had lots of socks that were often stuck together.... as for finding your sisters boyfriends porn....

Its very wrong i know but I get off big time on knowing secrets like that !!!!