The "hit The Ceiling" Cumshot

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Why do so many men have the tale of "I came so hard I hit the ceiling"? And I don't mean that they say that as a metaphor, they literally mean they hit the ceiling when they cum. Some even claim that they do it often or with ease. Despite the claims, I don't think there is any video of a guy in a room that is normal height that has hit the ceiling. Unless they are standing on like a ladder or something.

I mean I cum pretty hard, the few times I have measured have been 10 feet or farther, but I have never come close to hitting our ceiling (thankfully). Granted I do live in places with raised 10 foot ceilings, I don't think I have hit the 8 foot high mark even.
 

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I’ve never seen anyone say that, but I have seen people shoot their cum to the wall, it’s crazy
I've for some reason seen it quite a few times. It isn't all the time but more times than should be said. Often by people boasting about some sexual experience. And yeah I've hit the wall at least.
 

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Have you ever been to Europe? Our ancestors were cheapskates who built buildings with cheap material, and not enough material. Meaning there are some buildings (particularly pre 17th century) with ceilings at around 7 feet (or even lower than that). That sort of cum shot is possible, though I've not managed that quite yet. I certainly have hit high up the wall. I get your point though, there's a shitload of hyperbole here for sexual feats.
 

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Honestly, I can't say I've heard that when the guy is being serious. Usually it's hyperbole, to indicate how great the orgasm was, without actually trying to make me believe that he literally hit the ceiling. *Shrug* I tend to shoot pretty fucking far, and have never come close to hitting the ceiling! LOL
 

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I have hit the wall very often, but because I have 10 feet ceilings in my home and my dick curves like a banana, there's no way I could ever shoot up in the air. When I'm laying on my back, it shoots up my body, not up in the air.
 

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Why do so many men have the tale of "I came so hard I hit the ceiling"? And I don't mean that they say that as a metaphor, they literally mean they hit the ceiling when they cum. Some even claim that they do it often or with ease. Despite the claims, I don't think there is any video of a guy in a room that is normal height that has hit the ceiling. Unless they are standing on like a ladder or something.

I mean I cum pretty hard, the few times I have measured have been 10 feet or farther, but I have never come close to hitting our ceiling (thankfully). Granted I do live in places with raised 10 foot ceilings, I don't think I have hit the 8 foot high mark even.
My boyfriend always cums really hard, he’s always been able to “hit the ceiling” there’s very many head boards, walls and other things that need to be cleaned due to this. It has its pros and it’s cons. Personally I cum a lot less ‘hard’ but again it depend on the situation
 

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My boyfriend always cums really hard, he’s always been able to “hit the ceiling” there’s very many head boards, walls and other things that need to be cleaned due to this. It has its pros and it’s cons. Personally I cum a lot less ‘hard’ but again it depend on the situation
How high are your ceilings? I can also hit the wall and headboard but still haven't hit the ceiling before.
 
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Lol sorry no I don’t, he’s a shooter though, face full usually
Well you should get video of it and post it, you will have the first video online of somebody hitting the ceiling with their load. Until then, I am extremely skeptical. Partly because hitting a 10 foot ceiling from a normal height would be like 20 feet in distance.
 
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Well you should get video of it and post it, you will have the first video online of somebody hitting the ceiling with their load. Until then, I am extremely skeptical. Partly because hitting a 10 foot ceiling from a normal height would be like 20 feet in distance.
20 feet? That makes no sense. He’s hit the ceiling more than once, that’s why I have my mouth or hand over it when he cums if he’s not inside me. I’ve had to clean the ceiling a lot so I know how he is
 

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20 feet? That makes no sense. He’s hit the ceiling more than once, that’s why I have my mouth or hand over it when he cums if he’s not inside me. I’ve had to clean the ceiling a lot so I know how he is
I'm just saying that 7-8 feet up is significantly harder to do than 7-8 feet forward. To give an illustration of how much more difficult, the world record high jump is a pretty high 8 feet 1/4 inches. But the world record LONG jump is 29 feet 4 and 1/4 inches (I know this isn't an apples-apples comparison but still).

Also, if it happens so often it shouldn't be too hard to get a clip of it. You could probably make money off of it even.
 
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I'm just saying that 7-8 feet up is significantly harder to do than 7-8 feet forward. To give an illustration of how much more difficult, the world record high jump is a pretty high 8 feet 1/4 inches. But the world record LONG jump is 29 feet 4 and 1/4 inches (I know this isn't an apples-apples comparison but still).

Also, if it happens so often it shouldn't be too hard to get a clip of it. You could probably make money off of it even.
All I know is he hits the ceiling, whether you believe it or not
 
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