The Holy Penis

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  1. Big Al

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Verdana,][FONT=Verdana,]by Paul Aitken

    [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Verdana,][FONT=Verdana,][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A couple of months ago during the Easter holy week a chocolate sculpture of a crucified Jesus was due to go on display at the Lab Gallery in Manhattan. The exhibit – "Sweet Jesus" – ignited a storm of protest from conservative Christians, including Cardinal Edward Egan and Catholic spokesman Bill Donahue, who described the exhibit as the; "worst assault on Catholic sensibilities ever!" [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]

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    In all seriousness we must'nt show cock, its unholy, the power concealed within the loins is the greatest threat to Catholicism, by showing it as nature intended you are supporting Satan who added the penis for his own wicked pleasure as we all know that originally God wanted an all female planet giving birth miraculously to more females so as not to create a stale show for his heavenly pleasure, he even materialised on Earth as a snake to leave a little gift for Eve to give to Adam....

    In heaven right now it is sparkling and twinkling with womanly trinkets and handmade tapestries of cuddly animals and water fountains with semi-naked maidens bathing in pearly lather and draped in thin silk scarves and God is distracted....

    In hell right now the place is filthy and uncared for, fires created by God's lightening ravage the landscape but it is full of men who do not care, they are too busy rubbing mud over each other and using tridents in their three at a time penetration shots for the upcoming porn flick 'Devil Does Davos' and slaveboys are jumping on the rocks tugging their genitals in glee at the thought of eternity in a world with only sex and sleeping and a distinct absence of nagging. Satan is distracted....

    So God and Satan are distracted and the world is being neglected, and so men of the Earth take it upon themselves to lead the way on Gods behalf when really we would rather just fuck it and have some fun until the Earth implodes from the accumulative result of Satan's first ejaculation since the Big Bang.....

    So yea, i think some people are just OTT fussy about their morals!
     
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    It's a well-executed and interesting piece. I see nothing wrong with it.
     
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    Is he playing on a trampoline?
     
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    Good question, I was wondering if it could truly be called a crucifixion if he isn't hanging from a cross.
     
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    Leave it to the Catholics to only think about their own "sensibilities" instead of those of every man embarrassed due to the tiny dick portrayed in chocolate. What Happened? Did it melt? :biggrin1:
     
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