Hottest thing anyone has said to me in bed?
Finally got something for this thread ...
My boyfriend and I were at the furniture store a couple of days ago having decided to buy a new mattress, upgrade on quality and go from a queen to a king size. So as I lay on a high end Sealy Posturepedic Optimum that we really (really) wanted to get but were unsure if we could afford it, just floating on the nirvana cloud hug of comfortable sleepy bliss that this amazing mattress provided, an old grey haired salesman lumbered up to us and said, "Just to let you kids know these are on sale and 30% off as of yesterday."
I nearly came in my jeans, twice. Once when he said, "on sale" and then again when he said, "30% off". My boyfriend said later that I literally rolled into a fetal position, smiled softly, and purred.
If my boyfriend wasn't there I'd have let the old guy spoon me.