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So in the course of my time on the internet - from skype to chatroulette to LPSG - I have been asked one question more times than I could ever hope to count.
"How big?"
It did always irk me a little. As time wares on I find this question more irritating. Oftentimes I find myself answering "big," or "big enough," or something equally vague and catty. I don't have the biggest dick in the world, but it's pretty rare that I find someone who can truly handle getting fucked without having me slow down or take it easy on them.
I wouldn't quite consider myself a size queen, but I love me a big fat dick. I get it. But in my case, I don't think I've ever been compelled to quiz anybody on their measurements. If someone has a nice big dick, I just enjoy it for what I see (or feel, if I'm lucky).
So I'm putting this out there to get some opinions and reactions. Are there other guys who are tired of hearing this question? Are there other admirers who are happy just knowing that a dick is big and pretty? If you are someone who is fixated on measurements, what is it about knowing the numbers that is important you?
Bonus questions: Am I being a sanctimonious douche for having this jaded attitude towards a simple question? Am I being a hypocritical douche for knowing and occasionally remeasuring my own dick? Take your time with your answers - despite my irritable tone I am genuinely curious.
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And just to beat some of you smarmy bastards to the punch, my dick is about 8" x 6.5" (maybe 8.5 if I pop a viagra). Furthermore, I don't embellish the size of my dick, and I measure it like a reasonable human being. People already have outrageous expectations when it comes to dick. It's odd that those of us in the top 1% still feel like we need to exaggerate.
"How big?"
It did always irk me a little. As time wares on I find this question more irritating. Oftentimes I find myself answering "big," or "big enough," or something equally vague and catty. I don't have the biggest dick in the world, but it's pretty rare that I find someone who can truly handle getting fucked without having me slow down or take it easy on them.
I wouldn't quite consider myself a size queen, but I love me a big fat dick. I get it. But in my case, I don't think I've ever been compelled to quiz anybody on their measurements. If someone has a nice big dick, I just enjoy it for what I see (or feel, if I'm lucky).
So I'm putting this out there to get some opinions and reactions. Are there other guys who are tired of hearing this question? Are there other admirers who are happy just knowing that a dick is big and pretty? If you are someone who is fixated on measurements, what is it about knowing the numbers that is important you?
Bonus questions: Am I being a sanctimonious douche for having this jaded attitude towards a simple question? Am I being a hypocritical douche for knowing and occasionally remeasuring my own dick? Take your time with your answers - despite my irritable tone I am genuinely curious.
***
And just to beat some of you smarmy bastards to the punch, my dick is about 8" x 6.5" (maybe 8.5 if I pop a viagra). Furthermore, I don't embellish the size of my dick, and I measure it like a reasonable human being. People already have outrageous expectations when it comes to dick. It's odd that those of us in the top 1% still feel like we need to exaggerate.