The I Have Never Game

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  1. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Just tell us something you've never done. Start each answer with "I have never..."



    I have never sat on a Whoopee Cushion.
     
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    I have never fucked but one woman.
     
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    Unlike Katy Perry, I have NEVER kissed a girl. :cool:








    . . . . and I'm okay with that. :smile:
     
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    I have never stump broke a goat.
     
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    I have never played this game.
     
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    I have never sky dived!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I have never been in therapy. (Note: having played this game before, this particular personal fact usually trumps most other players.)
     
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    i have never played this game without alcohol or nudity being part of the rules.

    until just now.

    ml
     
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    I have never been to Times Square in NYC for New Year's Eve.:frown1:
     
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    I have never been outside of the US. :frown1:
     
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    I have never been on a cruise.
     
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    I have never surfed.
     
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    .sdrawkcab yetelpmoc tsop a nettirw reven evah I
     
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    I have never had sex in a hot tub, pool, or the ocean.
     
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    i have never had sex under the covers.

    i have never never understood the appeal of having sex under the covers.
     
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    I have never been ridden in a helicopter.... :)

    *invites njqt466 over to soak in his hot tub. ;)
     
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