The I Have Never Game

[crescendo69]

I never leave home without it (my glucometer).

 

[bigboy9239]

I have never slept with a white girl.

 

[Pecker]

I have never lied.

*lightning strikes*

 

[Mandee]

I have never cooked anything on a grill (other than the George Foreman, but that doesn't count).

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

I have never dressed up like Pipi Longstocking.

I have never imagined that was possible.

 

[D_Petherick_Poundlouder]

I have never been without any clothes in front of a girl. I always have some small piece of article of clothing still on.

 

[midlifebear]

I have never eaten Choripan (although I am curious).

 

[Not_Punny]

Well, I have never!! (Brit expression)

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Well, I have never!! (Brit expression)

Like Fred Sanford once said, "I'll bet you did!"

I have never shot an animal

 

[Pecker]

I have never tripped the light fantastic.

 

[Principessa]

I have never had sex with an Asian man.

I have never been without any clothes in front of a girl. I always have some small piece of article of clothing still on.

Please tell me the one article you leave on isn't socks. :yuck:

I have never slept with a white girl.

Why not? I hear they are superfreaks in the sack. :tongue: :wink:

 

[midlifebear]

I have never killed anyone (yet). And I'm concentrating hard to never kill anyone.

 

[Mandee]

I have been hunting, but I have never actually shot an animal.

 

[jjsjr]

I have never taken a golden shower.

 

[tommybea1]

I have never fucked Lil Bo Peep or her sheep

 

[Principessa]

I have never swum with dolphins.

but I want to. :smile:
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[unzipped]

I have never busted a genuine Zombie...

 

[B_mylipswet]

I have never gotten stalked! Ha

 

[B_mylipswet]

I have never had sex yet! I'm a virgin (pay no attention to that long list of hook-ups on my profile page it's all a lie).

 

[Mandee]

I have never been hospitalized.