The impeckable Pecker.

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  1. Drifterwood

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    A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

    The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

    The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

    The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

    Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

    After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

    Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
     
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    Drifter. I had so much respect for you going into this.
     
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    hahahahahaha!!!
     
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    So how was Scotland? :wink:
     
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    I'm wearing my new kilt even as we speak. Truly. :biggrin1:
     
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    Prove it. Lift the kilt.
     
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    Put it down, put it down.

    This is about woodpeckers, not pecker wood.
     
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    According to this: Distribution of the name "Pecker" in the US - dynastree.com there are approximately 230 Peckers in the U.S.A. and there are 339,881 Wood, with another 183,254 Woods. However there's not one-no, nary a one- Woodpeckers (that's because there are 7 of them).


    You'd think with all the wood and all the pecker there'd be more woodpeckers.
     
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    This from the man who posted griechische Liebe.:tongue:

    Nick is merely offering to be your younger "initiate."
     
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