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Blatantly stolen from Ms @LaFemme and used for my own selfish ends.

These are the things you really need to know about a woman. All women.

Womangs, answer as you please. Add ya own questions as inspired to.

How do you feel about Supernatural ending their series? How will you live without Sam and Dean?

Who are your TV boyfriends?

How do you make the perfect guacamole? Further to that, how do you prefer your nachos?

Post your favourite female comedian.

Post your favourite YouTube tutorial.

How do you recover from a break up?

Have you ever fallen “in love” online?

Do you paint your toenails to match your fingernails? Do you use seasonal colours?
 

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How will I survive the loss of Sammy? I might have to start watching Walker, Texas Ranger. Sadly, I doubt any supernatural beings will be present. But Dean...where will he go?

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Walker Texas Ranger reboots are not an acceptable replacement for Supernatural! Padalecki already tried to walk the reboot road with Young McGyver.

I will blame Walker Texas Ranger for the end of Supernatural. :mad:

How could he move on so quickly?!?
 
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Walker Texas Ranger reboots are not an acceptable replacement for Supernatural! Padalecki already tried to walk the reboot road with Young McGyver.

I will blame Walker Texas Ranger for the end of Supernatural. :mad:

How could he move on so quickly?!?
I don’t know. Money?
 

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How do you feel about Supernatural ending their series? How will you live without Sam and Dean?
Who? What? Jan and Dean?

Who are your TV boyfriends?
A voice actor...Dan Navarro. He sang Cilantro on American Dad. I’ve heard him sing it a cappella, waiting on food, in a pizza joint in Golden, CO. We are actual friends, so when I saw a tea towel with the devil offering cheese, I sent him a photo.
Lyrics
El perro, el perro, es mi corazon.
El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno.
Cilantro es cantante,
Cilantro es muy famoso
Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo.

El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison
El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno
Cilantro es caliente, Cilantro es carinoso
Cilantro le da besos mejor que su esposo



How do you make the perfect guacamole? Further to that, how do you prefer your nachos?
With lime, serranos, minced onion and smashed garlic and roasted tomatoes, with avocado, but that’s assumed.
I prefer my nachos with beans (pinto or black, or both), cheese, crema (vegan subs of cheeses and crema acceptible) and guacamole. And so much salsa on the side.
Add lettuce and it’s my version of chalupas/tostadas.

Post your favourite female comedian.
Tig Notaro or Lily Tomlin

Post your favourite YouTube tutorial.
Thinking...

How do you recover from a break up?
Slowly.

Have you ever fallen “in love” online?
Only with you, Ms ML. ;)

Do you paint your toenails to match your fingernails? Do you use seasonal colours?
I don’t paint my fingernails, sterility concerns. I occasionally get the tootsies tinted. Usually in blue/green/purple, but I’ve been known to rock “trampy toes red.”
 

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Because my local NPR had evolved into podcasts and news that repeats in the time I’m driving, I split my radio commute between NPR and a comedy channel (also looping and repetitive)
Comedy in general is a social study.
In a situation where you could say almost anything, it’s amazing what they do say. And how.
How do they poke the bears of sexism, homophobia, sexism, racism. And how do they show their true colors within it.
Comedy can be subversive. comedy can be censoring of others.
It’s fascinating on both faces.
 
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I’m with you on Tig Notaro. I love everything she does. I subscribe to this.

This is how I feel at bars with people talking television.
I haven’t owned a set in 30 years, and I traveled for a couple years prior, so I saw some UK programming.
Literally, all I saw aside from art house movies and a few mainstream ones, was Wallace and Gromit.
Which may explain a lot.
I was so immersed in my music subculture and raising a kiddo, who also prefers long form stories such as movies. He did have telly at his father’s house.

my last live in relationship told me I’m incompatible with screen junkies. But I know a lot about Big Bang Theory. And the existence of thing porn.
 
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How do I recover from a break up?

It takes time. I think there’s one I’ve never really recovered from. He did some serious damage to my heart. But overall, I comfort myself with the fact that I will not feel like this in six months, in a year. It gets less painful as time goes on. Break ups happen for a reason, usually good reasons. It’s not the right person. No matter how hard I cry, no matter how painful it is, this is the right thing. So cry, wail, feel the pain - it will pass.

Except that one. It still hurts my heart thirty years later.
 

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Likely.
I realized I was out of those woods when I stopped thinking of him as the love of my life, but rather the love of my youth.
We raised my son together. We loved, we fought. He was the most amazing man I’d ever known. We had adventures. We ran a business, I worked outside of it as well. We explored inner space and canyons, forests and the dissolution of ego.
Eventually his addiction ended us.
 

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You know my answer...

New Mexico dominates when it comes to chili. Red and green.
I do mean the plant, not the dish.
Green, I prefer Pueblo and environs. Red, New Mexico.
Dish...whomever can make it pig free and vegetarian.
 
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Would be nice if a fella asked if there was anything not penis related that we have a preference for size wise.

Example: what is the perfect bong size? Are you an extra large lover of any particular food item?

Give me some material to work with, there is a lot of quick wit and sharp humor in this section.
 

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I do mean the plant, not the dish.
Green, I prefer Pueblo and environs. Red, New Mexico.
Dish...whomever can make it pig free and vegetarian.

Ah, instinct took over and my brain went straight to food.

I'm biased as hell, I'm still hands down NM.
 
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My tv boyfriend! Where do I start...

Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds) / Matthew Gray Gubler. He's really my top guy. I love his dorkiness.

Other notables:

Lucifer / Tom Ellis. I think I would normally be ambivalent about Tom Ellis' attractiveness. Yeah he's very good-looking but it's his character that took him to the next level for me. Detective!

Holden Ford (Mindhunter) / Jonathan Groff. I love his earnestness. Plus he kinda looks like an old boyfriend.

Landon Kirby (Legacies) / Aria Shahghasemi. His eyes. Nuff said

Cody Fern in American Horror Story. Also his eyes. And the first season he was in, Apocalypse, his character played the antichrist and christ on a cracker he made the antichrist so SEDUCTIVE. IS IT HOT IN HERE

Oh! And of course how can I forget about Shawn Spencer from Psych aka James Roday. Mostly for his character, I love his humor and wit. I can get on board with a certain sense of childlike playfulness

I still have not started Supernatural yet. I'm kinda waiting until I can devote my whole attention to it.
 
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How do you feel about Supernatural ending their series? How will you live without Sam and Dean?
Please don't think ill of me but... Largely ambivalent. Any twinge of sadness felt is in sympathy with you. I never got into the show.

Here’s a question we should answer:
Green chile,
New Mexico
Colorado
Anaheim
Any you can get?
Cayenne, habanero, ghost, reaper.

Oh. None of those are green? Serrano? I prefer red and orange.

Do you paint your toenails to match your fingernails? Do you use seasonal colours?
I never paint my fingernails. Toes can be any color, but it has to be a French style paint job. I am very partial to art on the big toe, and gems.

Have you ever fallen “in love” online?
With my husband, in fact.

Who are your TV boyfriends?
It was Alton Brown. Turns out he's nit a nice man.

Does Netflix count? If so, Michael B Jordan and Victor Sho. Have you seen Victor Sho dance?! See both in Raising Dion.

How do you make the perfect guacamole? Further to that, how do you prefer your nachos?
Purchase your favorite pico de Gallo, or make your own a day ahead. You need one half pint per avocado. Smash avocado. Beat in pico. Add one packet of Crystalized Lime. Salt and fresh black pepper to taste. Serve immediately, or spread lime juice onto plastic wrap, and press the juicy side into the container of guac. Permit no air.

Nachos? Chips made same day. Shredded smoked brisket. Guacamole. Black beans. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Sour cream. Beer chaser.
How do you recover from a break up?
I fuck a lot of dudes often until the need for distraction abates. Then I choose lessons from my experience. I discuss these lessons and my pain with others. I try again.


Example: what is the perfect bong size? Are you an extra large lover of any particular food item?
I am guaranteed to choose the largest onion, the largest cabbage, and the largest kale.

I like bog noses and eyebrows. I REALLY like big shoulders. I'm especially fond if huge lips.