The Inheritance

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  1. windtalkerways

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    When he found out his sickly father
    would soon be dying, Charles realized
    he'd shortly be inheriting a fortune.
    He wanted to find a good woman
    with whom he could enjoy a new life.

    So one evening he went to a singles
    bar where he spotted the most
    beautiful woman he had ever seen.
    Her natural beauty took his breath
    away.

    "I may look like just an ordinary
    man," he said, as he walked up to
    her "but in just a week or two,
    my father will die and I'll inherit
    20 million dollars."

    The woman went home with Charles
    that evening, and three days
    later...

    she became his stepmother.
     
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    That's fucking awesome!
     
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    NO!! that fucking sucks!:biggrin1: goddamn anna nicole smith wannabe:biggrin1:
     
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    It sucks because it true. Thats life.
     
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