The Irish Curse Defined

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  1. Wonderboy

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    The classic definition is


    "red nose, short hose"; i.e., the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.

    "Yes, I suffer from the Irish Curse"--uttered by a guest on the Howard Stern show's episode about small penises.

    I read this from
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=irish+curse

    And I thought it was funny and just to share experiences/discuss it. For fun. Let's not get serious because I don't think many believe it.
     
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    Don't believe it. It's the Italian "myth" than needs dispelling.

    There's a popluar myth about men from the British Isles in general. In my experience the Irish, Scottish, and English men I've had sex with are generally larger than their Italian and French counterparts.

    I find that often the Irish and English are larger than average and in several cases downright huge.
     
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    I can only agree... :wink:
     
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    LMAO! I've never heard of this so-call curse.

    "All potatoes and no meat." Too funny.:biggrin1:
     
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    whoa, yeah. I'd never heard it. I always thought the irish curse was to do with leprechauns and gold... now I just know why leprechaun's always so pissed off in those movies :biggrin1:

    Seriously though, I don't see how all that's true... I've got an Irish friend who alludes to his small size but according to his girlfriend he's average, and extending to the whole British isles... (I'm quarter welsh quarter English anyway) really, where did that one come from...

    Slade
     
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    It's true...

    And I'm not saying that because I'm from England :p

    Yeah that all potatoes no meat thing is funny...but having a small cock and big testes is strange...strange for a country to be said to be like that anyway.

    My uncle has a big Irish family...big built guys who are at least above average length...I guess. My uncle's brother had cycling shorts on one time and there was an obscene bluge. It was quite horrific.

    As for the rest...probably just average. A population of red nose, no hose's would be too ridiculous. But it is a funny story :)
     
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    Wonderboy,

    I know you're straight. And I'll assume you'll take this as the compliment it is; you're really very nice looking - actually classically handsome.

    I'm confused though. You look more Anglo-Saxon than Celtic yet you mention an Irish uncle. Are you Irish by ancestry?

    Stronzo
     
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    I think the Irish Curse is being pale as a ghost with awkward freckled places.

    Not that I speak from experience or anything...
     
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    For me, the Irish curse is skin that burns, peels, and freckles like mad - but not being equipped with potatoes or hose, I'll leave the rest of the discussion alone.

    :wink:
     
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    well im like 50% irish no red hair or freckles, or smallness...lol I have heard of the curse or myth as I would call it. mabie it depends on percentage:confused:
     
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    half irish, so if this is true i really shudder to imagine what size my dick would be if i wasn't :rolleyes:
     
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    I'm Irish and French. I'm lucky that I got my French mom's dark skin and hair. But I got the Irish love of beer!

    Regarding the sayings mentioned earlier, I've also heard "Big nose, little hose." But I've had guys with fairly prominent noses and they've sported great hoses!
     
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    I've only been with 1 full blooded Irish guy and he was pretty small. I guess this means all Irish guys are small.
     
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    I agree with you Sorcerer. Your logic is perfect! Though it does sound sort of like an SAT question.
     
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    The Irish are famous for their self depricating humor. :biggrin1:
     
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    Forgot to mention, my uncle married into the family so I'm not actually Irish.

    My great great grandma was Italian though, that's about it :D

    And thanks for the compliment, I could say the same about you :wink:

    Also, I should add that I thought the Irish curse was to do with potatoes [the potato famine]...so its probably a joke that they had big balls/potatoes since in the famine there were no potatoes at all to eat.

    So it's probably untrue.
     
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    So the Irish aren't plum-smugglers... they're potato-smugglers.
     
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    One of my best sex sessions was with an Irish guy with a sexy Irish accent and a big dick. He is what is sometimes called black Irish due to his dark hair. I have heard of the curse and have heard people say that it is true.
     
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    Very Fascinating. I am Irish origin, my Great Grandfather having had migrated to America from Dublin, Ireland during the early 1900's. I had heard such things from my family, but never payed attention to such myths. I am 8X6 in size and see no validity to such a myth. As far as the lover part, my wife would be in support of Irish guys as the best lovers in the world. :biggrin1:
     
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    wow, all the threads about race/ethnicity and cock size are tiring....they are ALWAYS myths

    And the Irish Curse began by people misinterpreting WHAT the Irish curse is supposed to mean. It's when you've had a lot to drink (cuz Irish people "like to drink") and not bein able to get it up
     
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