The Jack Russell Terrier

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  1. jakeatolla

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    An old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in
    Africa, taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell named
    Killer dog, along for the company.
    One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and
    before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about,
    he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with
    the intention of having lunch.

    The old Jack Russell thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep
    doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the
    ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on
    the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
    Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old Jack
    Russell exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious
    leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here.'

    Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
    mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks
    away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard,
    'That was close! That old Jack Russell nearly had
    me!'

    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene
    from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to
    good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So
    off he goes, but the old Jack Russell sees him heading after
    the leopard with great speed, and figures that something
    must be up.

    The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
    beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
    The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and
    says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
    going to happen to that conniving canine!

    Now, the old Jack Russell sees the
    leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks,
    'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running,
    the dog sits down with his back to his attackers,
    pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when
    they get close enough to hear, the old Jack Russell says...
    'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour
    ago to bring me another leopard!



    Moral of this story....

    Don't mess with the old dogs...age and skill will
    always overcome youth and treachery! Bullshit and brilliance
    only come with age and experience.
     
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    Jack russells are smart. :)
     
  4. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Them little Jack Russells are cunning and sly aren't they?
     
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