An old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in
Africa, taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell named
Killer dog, along for the company.
One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and
before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about,
he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with
the intention of having lunch.
The old Jack Russell thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep
doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the
ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on
the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old Jack
Russell exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious
leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here.'
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks
away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard,
'That was close! That old Jack Russell nearly had
me!'
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene
from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to
good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So
off he goes, but the old Jack Russell sees him heading after
the leopard with great speed, and figures that something
must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and
says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old Jack Russell sees the
leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks,
'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running,
the dog sits down with his back to his attackers,
pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when
they get close enough to hear, the old Jack Russell says...
'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour
ago to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story....
Don't mess with the old dogs...age and skill will
always overcome youth and treachery! Bullshit and brilliance
only come with age and experience.
Africa, taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell named
Killer dog, along for the company.
One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and
before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about,
he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with
the intention of having lunch.
The old Jack Russell thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep
doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the
ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on
the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old Jack
Russell exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious
leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here.'
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks
away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard,
'That was close! That old Jack Russell nearly had
me!'
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene
from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to
good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So
off he goes, but the old Jack Russell sees him heading after
the leopard with great speed, and figures that something
must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and
says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old Jack Russell sees the
leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks,
'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running,
the dog sits down with his back to his attackers,
pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when
they get close enough to hear, the old Jack Russell says...
'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour
ago to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story....
Don't mess with the old dogs...age and skill will
always overcome youth and treachery! Bullshit and brilliance
only come with age and experience.