The Jar Sample

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  1. True_Blue

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    A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office
    to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man
    a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me
    back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the
    75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office
    and gives him the jar, which is as clean and
    empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks
    what happened, and the man explains, "Well, doc,
    it's like this. First I tried with my right hand,
    but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
    nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
    with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left,
    but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first
    with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and
    still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady
    next door, and she tried with both hands and her
    mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked.
    "You asked your NEIGHBOR?" The old man replied,
    "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't
    get the damn jar open!"
     
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    LOL. :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
     
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    LOL that a good one!
     
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