The Jar Sample

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A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office
to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man
a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me
back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the
75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office
and gives him the jar, which is as clean and
empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks
what happened, and the man explains, "Well, doc,
it's like this. First I tried with my right hand,
but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left,
but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first
with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and
still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady
next door, and she tried with both hands and her
mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked.
"You asked your NEIGHBOR?" The old man replied,
"Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't
get the damn jar open!"