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This story is loosely based on Jeremy Kyle (Google him if you have no clue who he is!) this story is based on a mad thought I had one night shift watching re runs, I am in no way saying he is attractive just putting my odd 4 am thoughts down
enjoy, you can probably read this story and change Jeremy Kyle into someone you find attractive but the basis is jk and his talk show
This is my first attempt at a story based on a real person, I in no way know Jeremy Kyle or his sexuality, this story is FICTION, there us zero fact!
"We want to try a late night version of your show jezza"
He was reluctant to mess with the system but if his producers wanted him to try it so be it
His first guests were to be Craig and Keith, a lie detector test
He prepared, being a late night version meant the stories would be much racier, he just hoped he could keep his cool level headed attitude
"Welcome to Jeremy Kyle later, tonight we have Craig, Craig thinks his boyfriend Keith is cheating and wants a lie detector test, Keith says Craig is just insecure! Let's get him out here!"
Craig came out, he was tall and slim with dark spiky hair, his eyes a dark blue, in a track suit and trainers
"What's going on Craig?" Jeremy asked
"Well me and Keith been together 4 years and we was doing fine, then last month or so I noticed he's gone off me sexually, then when we do have sex it don't feel like it's been a while, he feels really stretched out and loose..."
Jeremy's head spun, not yet used to such frank speech
"And not to be rude, I ain't never stretched out no one!"
The audience sniggered
"Now now come on!" Jeremy scolded them
"Let's bring him out, Keith ladies and gents!"
Keith came out a fresh faced 18 year old, clean shaven, his blonde hair swooping to the side, dressed in a white button up and jeans
"He's being ridiculous!" Keith laughed "I used toys when he's not on the mood hence I'm "loose" as he calls it! He's just insecure because he has a 4 inch penis, I keep telling him it doesn't matter but he doesn't believe me!"
The audience muttered
"Right let's do these all important lie detector results!"
"Keith has not cheated on you!" Craig's face cracked in a smile and he hugged Keith tight
The pair left the stage happy
While Craig sat with graham in aftercare getting help for his body image problems Keith went in search for Jeremy Kyle
Knocking in Jeremy's office door he found the host sat behind his desk smiling
"Hello Jeremy!"
"Jezza, please! After that night in London we are past being formal!"
"I'm sorry I couldn't tell you we were coming! Craig would have become suspicious!"
"Do you think he bought the fake results?" Jeremy asked leaning in
"Totally!"
"Good, so why are you here?" Jeremy smirked knowing the answer
"I missed you!" Keith muttered
"Oh you did? What did you miss?"
Keith muttered a response
"Pardon!" Jeremy smirked
"Your big cock!" Keith blurted out
Jeremy stood revealing his cock had been out and hard the entire time, "it's all yours!" Jeremy smirked folding his arms
This is my first attempt at a story based on a real person, I in no way know Jeremy Kyle or his sexuality, this story is FICTION, there us zero fact!
"We want to try a late night version of your show jezza"
He was reluctant to mess with the system but if his producers wanted him to try it so be it
His first guests were to be Craig and Keith, a lie detector test
He prepared, being a late night version meant the stories would be much racier, he just hoped he could keep his cool level headed attitude
"Welcome to Jeremy Kyle later, tonight we have Craig, Craig thinks his boyfriend Keith is cheating and wants a lie detector test, Keith says Craig is just insecure! Let's get him out here!"
Craig came out, he was tall and slim with dark spiky hair, his eyes a dark blue, in a track suit and trainers
"What's going on Craig?" Jeremy asked
"Well me and Keith been together 4 years and we was doing fine, then last month or so I noticed he's gone off me sexually, then when we do have sex it don't feel like it's been a while, he feels really stretched out and loose..."
Jeremy's head spun, not yet used to such frank speech
"And not to be rude, I ain't never stretched out no one!"
The audience sniggered
"Now now come on!" Jeremy scolded them
"Let's bring him out, Keith ladies and gents!"
Keith came out a fresh faced 18 year old, clean shaven, his blonde hair swooping to the side, dressed in a white button up and jeans
"He's being ridiculous!" Keith laughed "I used toys when he's not on the mood hence I'm "loose" as he calls it! He's just insecure because he has a 4 inch penis, I keep telling him it doesn't matter but he doesn't believe me!"
The audience muttered
"Right let's do these all important lie detector results!"
"Keith has not cheated on you!" Craig's face cracked in a smile and he hugged Keith tight
The pair left the stage happy
While Craig sat with graham in aftercare getting help for his body image problems Keith went in search for Jeremy Kyle
Knocking in Jeremy's office door he found the host sat behind his desk smiling
"Hello Jeremy!"
"Jezza, please! After that night in London we are past being formal!"
"I'm sorry I couldn't tell you we were coming! Craig would have become suspicious!"
"Do you think he bought the fake results?" Jeremy asked leaning in
"Totally!"
"Good, so why are you here?" Jeremy smirked knowing the answer
"I missed you!" Keith muttered
"Oh you did? What did you miss?"
Keith muttered a response
"Pardon!" Jeremy smirked
"Your big cock!" Keith blurted out
Jeremy stood revealing his cock had been out and hard the entire time, "it's all yours!" Jeremy smirked folding his arms