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  1. swoon

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    No, I don't mean America. I borrowed the title for this thread from an Enid Blyton story. :)
    Often the funniest bits of LPSG aren't intentionally funny.
    When you spot them, post them here, like a "best bits" compilation of absurdity.
     
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    Women lie about penis size to justify having sex with black men with small wallets, and apparently that's where the myth about black men having large penises came from.
     
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    There are fake women on the internet! :neutral:
    To solve this problem one member has set up fake accounts as women and has been catfishing people over the last year. But only to raise awareness of the issue and make everyone else feel stupid.
     
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    Ok, how about the guy who was secretly filmed masturbating by his roommate and ISN'T SURE THIS IS A PROBLEM. Needs a think on this and advice from the internet.
     
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    I'm shocked that someone was trying to blame the rise of STDs on the #METOO movement.
     
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    I recently saw "a race based sexual preference is not the same as being a racist".
     
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    Recently, someone claimed that homosexuality was caused by hormone injected beef and plastic bags.
     
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    No, it’s caused by the Air Force conducting secret aerosol bursts of the gay bomb on an unsuspecting American populace.
    Ref: Military Proposed 'Gay Bomb
     
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    Rando 1: I have herpes.

    Rando 2: #metoo

    ETA: Sometimes I try to figure out which troll is actually Alex Jones. It passes the time
     
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    This thread must always be kept alive!!!

    So, newest is that muslims and women simultaneously have political power in the west.
     
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    So, The Deep State is run by a Muslim woman from under her burqa? *which is why some people are so eager to ban the burqa*
     
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    Clearly muslamic ray guns exert mind control on the populace in alliance with the feminist movement to destroy the world:

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    This one guy went to Starbucks and the Barista wrote "Have a groovy day" on his cup. He wanted to know how other guys would interpret the message.
     
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    link plz
     
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    a disco theme play list?
     
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    Apparently, some men feel that we all pay for sex "somehow".

    Some people need to reevaluate their lives if that's how they feel.
     
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    The world NEEDS a nice cleansing pandemic.
     
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