The Largest One I've Heard Of...

[jalabi99]

...which seems to be real and not some fantasy is to be found here:

BusyCowboy: "Largest Penis in the World"


When Jonah Falcon was in fifth grade, his class was allowed to use the school swimming pool. Like many ten-year-olds, the boy was modest and decided to change into his swimsuit in a bathroom stall. Locker-room noises ricocheted outside as Jonah dropped his pants. Then, silence. At first, he wondered if everyone had run away. He looked up and saw fingers wrapped over the top of his stall. Then more fingers. And eyes. His classmates, as many as could wedge themselves around the perimeter of the stall, had hoisted themselves up to peer at what Jonah had exposed.



Jonah did not know it was unusual for a ten-year-old boy to have an eight-inch penis. He was unaware that his organ was already longer, thicker and heavier than any owned by his classmates’ fathers.


The average adult penis, according to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches(15cm) when erect. Most men — about eighty-seven percent — are between five (12.7cm) and seven (17.8cm) inches. Dr. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect.

Jonah Falcon’s penis is 9.5 (24cm) inches flaccid, 13.5 (34cm) inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon’s erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as “grotesque,” “gorgeous,” “hideous” and “stunning.” Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon’s penis generates enough heat to warm hands — campfire style — from a distance of six inches.


His dick stretches across his pelvis and settles against his outer thigh. The head of Falcon’s organ rises in unmistakable relief from beneath the fabric. His balls, especially when he pushes them up as he does today, look like the wide, oval eyes ascribed to Martians in popular drawings. Never does the sight of Falcon’s equipment suggest a kielbasa or any such inert object. In clothes, with every step, Falcon’s penis is alive. He refers to his penis as “it” or “my dick.” “I won’t call it Little German or Ralph, like other guys,” he says. “More insecure guys name their dicks.”

There is a photo at that place but I do not know if it is of Mr. Falcon, and I'm looking for where else on the Net this story is written up, but I'm willing to believe this is true for now until otherwise proven false.

Edited to add: The source of the blog post is the June 12, 2003 Rolling Stone article, "Mr. Big"...and at the bottom of the page, there's a link to a photo of the phallus in question...trying it now and preparing myself to be amazed...

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

...which seems to be real and not some fantasy is to be found here:

I imagine that you mean that Jonah Falcon's endowment seems to be real, unlike many of those on display in these Photoshopped halls.
Well, the jury is still out on Mr. Falcon's actual degree of anatomical distinction.
But he is certainly here, on LPSG.

 

[jalabi99]

Something rather told me he would be an honored member here I'm trying to obtain a copy of any of the documentaries in which he appeared so that I could judge for myself, but I must say, he's looking mighty impressive from here.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I remember reading in a book about a man that had a documented 11.75 flacid and 13.5 erect. He had testicles so large that one would fill a man's palm. He'd received testosterone injections as a child for an undescended testicle. It pushed his system into puberty at an early age. He was so hairy, the doctor had to hunt for his anus.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I remember reading in a book about a man that had a documented 11.75 flacid and 13.5 erect. He had testicles so large that one would fill a man's palm. He'd received testosterone injections as a child for an undescended testicle. It pushed his system into puberty at an early age. He was so hairy, the doctor had to hunt for his anus.

Hootz, U sd be remembering these things, not reading 'bout them.