The largest penis I've ever seen!

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The pictures aren't authentic. The Guinness WBR says the biggest is 13.5, apparently. These pix look longer than that.

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how exactly did jonah falcon become so famous without proving his claims even once?

he obiously isn't a self-marketing genius, otherwise he would't be unemployed.

Let me agree with you, I would not be unemployed with such a monster in my pants. :biggrin1:
 

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not sure ive ever seen bigger than this

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Really? :confused:

The camera looks like it's less than a foot away, the girl is small statured and/or has small hands, etc.

How big do you think he is?

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N/m I see you answered my question. And yeah, that's about the maximum I'd give him based on the the above mentioned factors. He could easily be 7x5 or 7x6... but like I said, 8x6 is about the maximum I'd give him. Wouldn't exactly be the size I'd say, "not sure ive ever seen bigger than this" to.
 
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Really? :confused:

The camera looks like it's less than a foot away, the girl is small statured and/or has small hands, etc.

How big do you think he is?

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N/m I see you answered my question. And yeah, that's about the maximum I'd give him based on the the above mentioned factors. He could easily be 7x5 or 7x6... but like I said, 8x6 is about the maximum I'd give him. Wouldn't exactly be the size I'd say, "not sure ive ever seen bigger than this" to.

Im 7x5.25 and he's alot thicker than me, over 6 inches in girth definitely.Even if he is "only" 8 inches in length thats still bigger than 98% of people here.Only 1 person managed to give a picture of themselves showing 8 inches measured correctly on another thread on here.If i have seen bigger than him either on here or in porn theres certainly not many.
 

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I dont think people fully understand how big 13.5 inches would actually be. If you had an erection and wore a v-neck cut shirt, your penis head would probably be peeking out of the neckline if it were flat against your body. For me, 12" goes basically to my nipples (I am 6' tall)
 
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Im 7x5.25 and he's alot thicker than me, over 6 inches in girth definitely.Even if he is "only" 8 inches in length thats still bigger than 98% of people here.Only 1 person managed to give a picture of themselves showing 8 inches measured correctly on another thread on here.If i have seen bigger than him either on here or in porn theres certainly not many.

Well without questioning your own measurements, assuming he's 6" thickness than that's nearly an inch thicker than you - which is very substantial, especially when it comes to sheer thickness and appearance. I do agree wholeheartedly with your second sentence.

The part I bolded isn't true at all though. Despite a lot of people on that thread fudging their measurements pretty severely, there were also people who had legit 8" measuring photos (myself included). Not to mention the $2 club thread has many people measuring in at 7.6" length or more (i.e. 8 or 9 quarters in a straight line).

So while I do agree with you that 8x6 is very big anywhere and that there are certainly not very many people that are bigger than that, I wouldn't give the guy in the video so much credit as to say that he was the "biggest I'd ever seen" and/or "hadn't seen very many as big or bigger". He's in the category of "very big", which is where everyone else who is 7-9" length and 6-7" girth falls into.
 
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the biggest pennis i seen was back in a small town in Canada ,the guy worked in a sawmill one day he had to go for a piss he just walk around a pill of lumber and pulled it out i could not believe my eyes ,i herd he had a big cock, it had to 6 inches long and thicher than beer can,i seen it hard after its around 11 inches long and my hand cant get around it
 

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how exactly did jonah falcon become so famous without proving his claims even once?
Indeed, this is a question many have asked in countless threads on this forum...



I dont think people fully understand how big 13.5 inches would actually be. If you had an erection and wore a v-neck cut shirt, your penis head would probably be peeking out of the neckline if it were flat against your body. For me, 12" goes basically to my nipples (I am 6' tall)
These people should simply get a standard 12" ruler, sit down, put one end in their crotch, see how far it comes up [careful here to not take your eye out - those edges can be sharp] oh and on top of that imagine an extra one-and-a-half-inch bonus on top...
..exactly - preposterous!
 

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how exactly did jonah falcon become so famous without proving his claims even once?

he obiously isn't a self-marketing genius, otherwise he would't be unemployed.

I dunno. I think its a pretty ingenious excuse for being an unemployed, middle aged single man living at home with Mommy: "My giant dick has ruined my life".
 

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not sure ive ever seen bigger than this

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Having a penis that long and fat would be horrible. You can't put it in a vagina............too painful..... and you can't have anal intercourse with it either, with either guys or girls. It's really only good for jerking off and showing off.

No thanks.
 

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Having a penis that long and fat would be horrible. You can't put it in a vagina............too painful..... and you can't have anal intercourse with it either, with either guys or girls. It's really only good for jerking off and showing off.

No thanks.

It's really not that big :rolleyes: (i.e. as big as you are making it sound it is, as if you couldn't have sex with it).

As I said before on this thread already, it's at max 8x6/8x6.5 and proably closer to 7x6 or 7x6.5. Small girl, small hands, and the camera's one foot away the entire time. You can tell how big it is when his own hands get close to it.

You can't say that cocks of the above mentioned sizes are practically unusable.
 
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My girlfriend told me that that years back she was fixing to have sex with this guy, they took off thier clothes and he started kissing her breast when in just a couple minutes she felt something on her stomach. She asked him what he had and he told her nothing. Then he started eat her pussy when she felt something slide across her leg. She asked him what he had and he replied nothing it's my dick. She shaid no it's not and made him get up and turn on the light. When he turned on the light he had a huge cock! She told him that there was no way he was puting that inside her and she couldn't be the first one to ever tell him no. He told her he's been told no alot of times. She told him to wait there and she went and got a measuring tape and measured it. She said it was right at 12in. Long and as big around as a coke can!!! She said they both chuckled about it, then she played with her pussy while he jacked off. Then put his clothes back on and they watched a movie. She said he was a real nice guy and told her that he had only had sex with two people. At the time my girlfriend had only been with two people also.
 

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My girlfriend told me that that years back she was fixing to have sex with this guy, they took off thier clothes and he started kissing her breast when in just a couple minutes she felt something on her stomach. She asked him what he had and he told her nothing. Then he started eat her pussy when she felt something slide across her leg. She asked him what he had and he replied nothing it's my dick. She shaid no it's not and made him get up and turn on the light. When he turned on the light he had a huge cock! She told him that there was no way he was puting that inside her and she couldn't be the first one to ever tell him no. He told her he's been told no alot of times. She told him to wait there and she went and got a measuring tape and measured it. She said it was right at 12in. Long and as big around as a coke can!!! She said they both chuckled about it, then she played with her pussy while he jacked off. Then put his clothes back on and they watched a movie. She said he was a real nice guy and told her that he had only had sex with two people. At the time my girlfriend had only been with two people also.


I thought you were going to tell us about "snakes in a bedroom" hehe
 

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It's really not that big :rolleyes: (i.e. as big as you are making it sound it is, as if you couldn't have sex with it).

As I said before on this thread already, it's at max 8x6/8x6.5 and proably closer to 7x6 or 7x6.5. Small girl, small hands, and the camera's one foot away the entire time. You can tell how big it is when his own hands get close to it.

You can't say that cocks of the above mentioned sizes are practically unusable.


Yes, that's true, in my hands specially they mostly looks small :eek: