The Lie Detector

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    [FONT=&quot]A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]"Son, where were you today?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The son says "at school dad."[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Robot slaps the son![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]"Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" the son says[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]"What dvd?" asks the father[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]"Toy story."[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Robot slaps the son again![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Robot slaps the mom![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Awkward Silence[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
     
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