[FONT="]A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"Son, where were you today?"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]The son says "at school dad."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]Robot slaps the son![/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" the son says[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"What dvd?" asks the father[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"Toy story."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]Robot slaps the son again![/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad![/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]Robot slaps the mom![/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]Awkward Silence[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"Son, where were you today?"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]The son says "at school dad."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]Robot slaps the son![/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" the son says[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"What dvd?" asks the father[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"Toy story."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]Robot slaps the son again![/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad![/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]Robot slaps the mom![/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]
[FONT="]Awkward Silence[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="][/FONT]