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inquiringmind: (This is the first installment of the curious diaries of Mr.Johnson - A typical morning entry)
6:00 am (The Bedroom of Mr.Johnson)
Heh,Buddy did you hear that alarm? I don't know how you didn't . Heh, it's time to get up. I would appreciate if you would get up and take me to the little boy's room! You know, I would have gotten up and gone myself but last time I checked I DONT HAVE ANY ARMS OR LEGS! Can you believe it? Who would have made me with a head, one eye and no arms and legs, go figure. OH,WELL IT"S TIME FOR MORE DIRECT MEASURES! Oh, you did hear me ! Don't look so shocked that I escaped from the straight jacket you tried to put me in last night. Some times a guy has to take a stand about things that are important. It is important for you to get some sleep and IT IS IMPORTANT FOR ME TO GET RID OF ALL OF THIS JUNK YOU GAVE ME TO CARRY LAST NIGHT! Let's see... 4 bud lights was it? After 4, let me tell you, that Bud was not light!
That's right.. first the left foot, then the right foot. Now stand up. Heh don't try to push me down and shut me up. If you had listened to me in the first place I would'nt have... Hey that feels nice... hmm ...a little over to the left . Yeah thats great I was getting a little stiff. Now , head for the bathroom, buster! Ok, now the big event. All stations alert. Heh guy, stand up straight! Put your hand there , ready set, "Let 'er rip!"
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Whew, I thought I was going to have to stay like that for a while. Now, wipe my face, thats it. Heh, heh what are you doing ? Did I say I wanted to go back in there. Heh, heh the lights are out in here. Did you forget to pay the light bill again? You know, I get a bad rap. If only the big head would think as well as I do this guy would be way ahead of the game ...
(to be continued...)
R. Johnson
6:00 am (The Bedroom of Mr.Johnson)
Heh,Buddy did you hear that alarm? I don't know how you didn't . Heh, it's time to get up. I would appreciate if you would get up and take me to the little boy's room! You know, I would have gotten up and gone myself but last time I checked I DONT HAVE ANY ARMS OR LEGS! Can you believe it? Who would have made me with a head, one eye and no arms and legs, go figure. OH,WELL IT"S TIME FOR MORE DIRECT MEASURES! Oh, you did hear me ! Don't look so shocked that I escaped from the straight jacket you tried to put me in last night. Some times a guy has to take a stand about things that are important. It is important for you to get some sleep and IT IS IMPORTANT FOR ME TO GET RID OF ALL OF THIS JUNK YOU GAVE ME TO CARRY LAST NIGHT! Let's see... 4 bud lights was it? After 4, let me tell you, that Bud was not light!
That's right.. first the left foot, then the right foot. Now stand up. Heh don't try to push me down and shut me up. If you had listened to me in the first place I would'nt have... Hey that feels nice... hmm ...a little over to the left . Yeah thats great I was getting a little stiff. Now , head for the bathroom, buster! Ok, now the big event. All stations alert. Heh guy, stand up straight! Put your hand there , ready set, "Let 'er rip!"
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Whew, I thought I was going to have to stay like that for a while. Now, wipe my face, thats it. Heh, heh what are you doing ? Did I say I wanted to go back in there. Heh, heh the lights are out in here. Did you forget to pay the light bill again? You know, I get a bad rap. If only the big head would think as well as I do this guy would be way ahead of the game ...
(to be continued...)
R. Johnson