The Life of an Egg

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  1. jakeatolla

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    What are the four worst things about being an egg?
    1. You only get hard once
    2. You only get laid once
    3. You only get eaten once
    4. And the only one who sits on your face is your mother

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    oh gee... *snorts* where do you get this stuff from.
     
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    If I told you, I'd have to Silence you!!!

    Would you like to know how I'd Do that ? :rolleyes: :wink: :biggrin1:
     
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