The List Game

[B_gagger]

#3 Definitely can fall asleep that soon, don't usually, but can.

Updated List:
1) Has been pursued by the Police but evaded arrest.
2) TP'd a house
3) Can wake myself up at any time in AM w/o alarm clock
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Was paddled in school
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Milked a cow
8) Can do the splits
9) I love rare Beef. I mean really rare,so rare it still has Hindus Praying to it.
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have taken part in an orgy
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has never had tonsels removed
20) Has a scar 3 inches long or longer
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Can do lotus position
28) Plays chess regularly
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[dannymawg]

1) Has been pursued by the police but evaded arrest

There's a hilarious story behind this but I plead the Fifth :tapedshut:

Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Can wake myself up at any time in AM w/o alarm clock
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Was paddled in school
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Milked a cow
8) Can do the splits
9) I love rare Beef. I mean really rare,so rare it still has Hindus Praying to it.
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have taken part in an orgy
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has never had tonsels removed
20) Has a scar 3 inches long or longer
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Can do lotus position
28) Plays chess regularly
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car[/quote]

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

19) Has never had tonsels removed

I've never had any reason too! I've never had strep throat, bronchitis, or mono.... lucky me, I guess!

Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Can wake myself up at any time in AM w/o alarm clock
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Was paddled in school
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Milked a cow
8) Can do the splits
9) I love rare Beef. I mean really rare,so rare it still has Hindus Praying to it.
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have taken part in an orgy
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Owns a car more than 20 years old.
20) Has a scar 3 inches long or longer
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Can do lotus position
28) Plays chess regularly
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[Belly_Dancer]

27) Can do lotus position

I've been able to do it all my life. Can't get into it without using my hands to position my feet though, and I've seen a few people who can. Now that's impressive.

Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Can wake myself up at any time in AM w/o alarm clock
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Was paddled in school
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Milked a cow
8) Can do the splits
9) I love rare Beef. I mean really rare,so rare it still has Hindus Praying to it.
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have taken part in an orgy
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Owns a car more than 20 years old.
20) Has a scar 3 inches long or longer
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Learned how to have sex from books
28) Plays chess regularly
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[socoken]

19) Owns a car more than 20 years old.
-My 1968 Firebird 350 coupe, that I cant drive in the snow, And I lost my virginity in, haha.


Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Can wake myself up at any time in AM w/o alarm clock
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Was paddled in school
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Milked a cow
8) Can do the splits
9) I love rare Beef. I mean really rare,so rare it still has Hindus Praying to it.
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have taken part in an orgy
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Has a scar 3 inches long or longer
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Learned how to have sex from books
28) Plays chess regularly
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[NCbear]

5) Was paddled in school.

Yes, in kindergarten I was paddled for getting up from my afternoon nap to get a book and lie back down and READ quietly. Yes, it's true -- I was paddled for reading when I was supposed to be napping.

My college-educated, pissed-off parents went immediately to the principal, Mrs. Nuckles (her actual name), who said (no lie), "No kid can read at the age of five." (I'd been reading since I was three.) And when my mother asked me to read from the morning paper, the principal accused her of prompting me somehow.

FOLLOW-UP to that experience: After plenty of fights for educational resources for gifted-and-talented kids, my parents were offered three options: (a) I could take the three-hour (each way) bus ride to attend a Raleigh school, (b) I could be driven there by them (30 minutes each way), or (c) I could stay at my northern Wake County school and be able to participate in after-school activities that would enable me to get into a good university. We chose (c), shut up about the lack of resources, and hoped for the best --a scholarship to a small but high-quality university. And here I am! :smile:

Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Can wake myself up at any time in AM w/o alarm clock
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Was terrified of "public speaking" assignments in school
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Milked a cow
8) Can do the splits
9) I love rare Beef. I mean really rare,so rare it still has Hindus Praying to it.
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have taken part in an orgy
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Has a scar 3 inches long or longer
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Learned how to have sex from books
28) Plays chess regularly
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car[/quote]

 

[agnslz]

#5 Was terrified of "public speaking" assignments in school - Not only that, but I also was terrified of having to get up and write on the chalkboard, and of having to read aloud to the class, or answering the teacher even while sitting at my desk! I have always been the most irrationally shy and embarrassed person!

Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Can wake myself up at any time in AM w/o alarm clock
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Milked a cow
8) Can do the splits
9) I love rare Beef. I mean really rare,so rare it still has Hindus Praying to it.
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have taken part in an orgy
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Has a scar 3 inches long or longer
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Learned how to have sex from books
28) Plays chess regularly
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[Mulebear]

#9 - I love rare beef. When I bite into beef I want to hear it mooooooo.

Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Can wake myself up at any time in AM w/o alarm clock
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Milked a cow
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have taken part in an orgy
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Has a scar 3 inches long or longer
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Learned how to have sex from books
28) Plays chess regularly
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

20) Has a scar 3 inches long or longer

*sigh* Yes... I have a scar that long on my left forearm, from the 9 years ago or so that I was hugely depressed and cutting myself with razorblades.... ahh, the fond memories.

Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Can wake myself up at any time in AM w/o alarm clock
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Milked a cow
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have taken part in an orgy
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Doesn't own a cell phone.
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Learned how to have sex from books
28) Plays chess regularly
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[SassySpy]

30) Sleeps with one or more stuffed animals

All right. I'll own up to number 30. I've admitted in another thread that I sleep with my big white teddy bear, Howard. Maybe sometime I'll post his picture in my gallery...

Have updated the list with my change as well as those made by prepstudinsc and SassySpy, which kind of got lost along the way...

THIS is one of the many things that make you interesting- your observation skills! I noticed but too shy to mention I guess!
And naturally i must admit to
7) Milked a cow more than once, and usually at about 5 am in freezing cold barn and bitching about it the whole way- but I later grew to feel sorry for the cows if they didnt get milked, poor girls!
Updated list:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Can wake myself up at any time in AM w/o alarm clock
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have taken part in an orgy
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Doesn't own a cell phone.
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Learned how to have sex from books
28) Plays chess regularly
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[Lordpendragon]

17 - have taken part in an orgy - not sure of the precise definition, but is seven people enough?

28 - plays chess regularly - just picked two as they seem to go well together.

1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Can wake myself up at any time in AM w/o alarm clock
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have been caught having sex by a parent
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Doesn't own a cell phone.
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Learned how to have sex from books
28) Appears on TV or has appeared on TV
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car[/quote]

 

[agnslz]

#3 Can wake myself up at anytime in AM w/o alarm clock - I've never used an alarm clock in my life. Besides, I'm much too heavy a sleeper for it to be of any use, I think. If I go to sleep knowing that I have to wake up at a certain time, then I always wake up by that time.


Updated list:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Has sung Karaoke in a Karaoke bar
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have been caught having sex by a parent
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Doesn't own a cell phone.
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Learned how to have sex from books
28) Appears on TV or has appeared on TV
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[Belly_Dancer]

17) Have been caught having sex by a parent

Yes, It's true. It was a lovely afternoon after school, and my father came home from work early. I was riding the guy on my bed and we were making so much noise I didn't even know it until I heard my father pounding on the door.

Thank God I had the door locked!

But it was especially difficult to explain, because I'd had the same guy over the night before to play cards and told my Dad we were just friends. I guess my Dad's background really doesn't include the concept of "fuck buddies" so he thought I was lying. I wasn't.

It was equally bad because every father wants to assume his daughter is a virgin as long as he can possibly hold the idea together. Having it blown away so...noisily...had to have been upsetting. Maybe that's why he slapped me.

Oh well, that was years ago. But it's one of the few memories that still make me blush...that and my friend being ordered out of the house while he was still only half dressed, and breaking into hives on his pale skin (apparently because of the stress of the situation). :redface:

Thank GOD I'm not a teenager anymore!

Updated list:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Has sung Karaoke in a Karaoke bar
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Have forgotten the name of someone you had sex with
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Doesn't own a cell phone.
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Learned how to have sex from books
28) Appears on TV or has appeared on TV
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[B_gagger]

17) Have forgotten the name of someone you had sex with...hey, what can I say; it was during the 70's after all and I was experiencing life to its fullest for the first time.

Updated list:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Has sung Karaoke in a Karaoke bar
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Has gone "streaking" in college
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Doesn't own a cell phone.
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Learned how to have sex from books
28) Appears on TV or has appeared on TV
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car[/quote]

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

3) Has sung Karaoke in a Karaoke bar

Yep! It's called the Red Balloon.... the most white-trash karaoke bar in Kansas City. Karaoke every night of the week... I love that place. It's fun!!

Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Has never smoked a cigarette in their lifetime.
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Has gone "streaking" in college
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Doesn't own a cell phone.
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Learned how to have sex from books
28) Appears on TV or has appeared on TV
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[Principessa]

27) Learned how to have sex from books
I think I mentioned this in another thread, but my mom used to read those bad 70's erotica paperbacks. NOT Harlequins which I hate to this day. The kind you can only get from the adult book store. Don't worry she made me stay in the car. She also read those kinda sexy true confessions magazines which you never see around anymore.

So when I say I learned sex from books it wan't the Kinsey Report. :biggrin1: I am confident I was the only 12 yr old girl in the neighborhood who knew what a daisy chain was and wanted to be in one! :smile: Still do! :05:


Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Has never smoked a cigarette in their lifetime.
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has been pantsed in public
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Has gone "streaking" in college
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Doesn't own a cell phone.
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Appears on TV or has appeared on TV
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[Industrialsize]

6) Has been pantsed in public
and liked it too....then there was the initiation into Boy Scout camp where i was stripped naked and tied to a flagpole(true story), but i digress

Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Has never smoked a cigarette in their lifetime.
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Has gone "streaking" in college
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Doesn't own a cell phone.
21) Can't whistle
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Appears on TV or has appeared on TV
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[Alex Chambers]

21) Can't whistle. I knew how when I was a kid, but as an adult, I have tried to teach others, only to find out, that, even after a few hours of practicing, I still just can't do it. Sigh.

Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Has never smoked a cigarette in their lifetime.
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Has gone "streaking" in college
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Doesn't own a cell phone.
21) Lusted after a friend you KNEW you couldn't ever have (for whatever reason)
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Never wears a hat
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Appears on TV or has appeared on TV
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[agnslz]

Thank God! I was beginning to think that I am the only one that can't whistle!:biggrin:

#26 Never wears a hat - Who wears hats nowadays, anyway?:biggrin: Seriously, hats are like any other accessory for me - they get me nervous while having them on. I also don't wear watches, or jewelry of any kind.

Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Has never smoked a cigarette in their lifetime.
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Has gone "streaking" in college
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has photographed others in the nude.
20) Doesn't own a cell phone.
21) Lusted after a friend you KNEW you couldn't ever have (for whatever reason)
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Has claustrophobia
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Appears on TV or has appeared on TV
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car

 

[Alex Chambers]

Thank God! I was beginning to think that I am the only one that can't whistle!:biggrin:


Oh well. . . there's lots of other fun things one can do with the mouth!
(Alex Chambers=completely un-subtle slut)