21) Lusted after a friend you KNEW you couldn't ever have (for whatever reason)
If I had a dollar for every inaccessible friend I've ever lusted after, I'd be a
very rich girl. What kind of question is this?? Just kidding...I'm no home-wrecker...or friendship-wrecker...or...:tongue:
Oh, what the fuck. I have enough sex drive for
at least three people. Is it any
wonder I lust so much and so often?
Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Has never smoked a cigarette in their lifetime.
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never ridden a horse
12) Moved twice last year
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Aspires for a doctorate degree
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Hates mustard
17) Has gone "streaking" in college
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has had sex with someone either less than half, or more than double, your own age at the time.
20) Doesn't own a cell phone.
21) Can recite at least fifty percent of the lines from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail" from memory
22) Is currently wearing Fruit of the Loom
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Often watches cartoons
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Doesn't wear perfume/cologne.
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Appears on TV or has appeared on TV
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car