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D_Coyne Toss

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I have never smoked a cigarette in my lifetime: I hate the smell


1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never flown in an airplane
12) Had impure thoughts about a relative
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Is a compulsive masturbator
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Is afraid of heights
17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Can't swim
21) Can recite at least fifty percent of the lines from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail" from memory
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car
 

rob_just_rob

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21) Can recite at least fifty percent of the lines from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail" from memory.

Ladies, you're in luck, I'm unmarried. :rolleyes:

I have never smoked a cigarette in my lifetime: I hate the smell


1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never flown in an airplane
12) Had impure thoughts about a relative
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Is a compulsive masturbator
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Is afraid of heights
17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Can't swim
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car
 

masked_marauder

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16) Is afraid of heights

Couldn't go anywhere near the windows of the Sears Tower observation deck. I will probably never go to the top of the Empire State Building for fear of falling over that 12-foot high fence at the top. I went to the National Air & Space Museum last weekend with the bf and had to step back from the railing on the second floor (ask Ty).

1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never flown in an airplane
12) Had impure thoughts about a relative
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Is a compulsive masturbator
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Can't swim
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car
 

crowdpleaser

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20) Can't swim--

I just don't get swimming, didn't air conditioning make swimming pools obselete? Or even fans for that matter?

I love hot tubs though! Nothing is better than being in a hot tub in sub zero temperatures. I actually lost my virginity in a hot tub, surprised that has not made the list yet.

1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never flown in an airplane
12) Had impure thoughts about a relative
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Is a compulsive masturbator
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car
 

chrstphrrr

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12) Had impure thoughts about a relative:redface:
A step-brother counts, right?

1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has never flown in an airplane
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Is a compulsive masturbator
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car
 

agnslz

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#11 Has never flown in an airplane - Yes, it's true. Sadly, I think I'd be much too afraid to ever fly.:redface: It's always either going to be "Greyhound bus, leave the driving to us" or "Travel by train" for me, I'm afraid!:biggrin1:

Updated List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has worn clothes once, then returned them
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Is a compulsive masturbator
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Lost virginity in a car
 

D_Claude_Crowsfoot

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30) Lost virginity in a car...yup, back in the days when i would borrow the parent's car to "go to the movies" with the gf.

1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) TP'd a house
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has worn clothes once, then returned them
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Is a compulsive masturbator
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Has crashed the family car
 

agnslz

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#2 TP'd a house - Only once, when I was in middle school. And it was actually a tree in front of a house. It was also harder to do than I ever thought it would be.:biggrin:

Updated List:1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) Wears socks with flip-flops
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has worn clothes once, then returned them
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Is a compulsive masturbator
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Has crashed the family car
 

LouisVauban

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14) Okay, okay. I love my weenie. Although I'm 44, I still jerk it 4-6 times a day. (even WITH partners)

Updated List:1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) Wears socks with flip-flops
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has worn clothes once, then returned them
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Have found $100 bill in a cab
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Has crashed the family car
 

IntoxicatingToxin

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30) Has crashed the family car

Yes! I admit it... I did it. I was 15 at the time, I didn't have my license yet, but I was practicing! My mom used to let me drive the car on VERY short trips once in a blue moon. One day, I had a friend over, and my mom asked me to return a couple movies to Blockbuster, which was 6 blocks away, and I didn't have to take any major roads to get there. So of course I jumped at the opportunity to drive. My friend and I hopped in the car, and headed out. We made it there with no problems. Made it back okay too. The problem was with my parking. We lived in an apartment complex, and had carports. The back of the carport was a concrete wall. So I pull into the carpet, very aware of the poles on either side, petrified that I was going to dent the side of the car. I pull in nice and slow, and very straight. I was proud of myself! I went to go hit the brake to stop, and hit the gas instead. *sigh* So my friend and I go plummeting into the concrete wall. Spider cracked the whole windshield, and apparently I hit the wall with enough force to launch the air bags. Oops.

Updated List:

1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) Wears socks with flip-flops
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has worn clothes once, then returned them
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Have found $100 bill in a cab
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Has shot soda out of their nose.
 

sdg475

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11) Has worn clothes once, then returned them
During "Spirit Week" in my senior year of high school, one of the days was 'Twin Day'. Pretty self explanatory, you find someone to dress the exact same way you do. I was dared into being a triplet with two of my, at the time (can't stand to be in the same room with one of them now, but that's a story for another time), close female friends. I went along with it, and as expected I had no idea what the outfit was until the last minute. I arrived at school in a pair of soccer shorts and a tee shirt where I was greeted at the door by my friends who then accompanied me to the locker room, where they handed me a bag of clothes, and went off to class. I pulled the clothes out of the bag, and in my hand was: a tiny little mini-skirt (you could see the bottom of my boxer briefs), a tight little low cut shirt, a flashy necklace, and a pair of cheap heels. Shamelessly, I put on the outfit and wore it for the rest of the day. After the day was over, I was handed the reciept...$70!?? I said there's no way I'm paying this, so I took the stuff back to the stores and claimed I was returning it for my girlfriend. I felt a little bad about the shirt because it had stretched and ripped a little over my shoulders/chest.

New List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) Wears socks with flip-flops
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Has had sex in the lockerrom of a gym
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has ran out of gas while driving.
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Have found $100 bill in a cab
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Has shot soda out of their nose.
 

invisibleman

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6) Has had sex in the lockerroom of a gym.
Yeah, invisibleman had sex in the lockerroom of a gym. When invisibleman had a gym membership. I would get sooooo horny and hungry after my workouts. Yeah, invisi was a buff kid. I had met a college professor in the lockerroom. He cruised me all during my workout that afternoon. After I finished my workout, I left for the lockerroom. There was no one in the showers. So, I decided to shower. I wasn't in there by myself for long. The college professor was in there. Naked with a really large cock. Larger than my 7" X 6". We played with each other cocks. He EVEN sucked me. Hehehe. We decided to continue that session later on at his place with his Italian boyfriend. We ended up eating dinner together and went to the movies. That was sooooo much fun.

New List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) Wears socks with flip-flops
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Ever seen a guy's VPL (visible penis line in jeans or sweats ) or "dickprint" that made you say "DAYUUUUUM!!!"
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has ran out of gas while driving.
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Have found $100 bill in a cab
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Has shot soda out of their nose.
 

joyboytoy79

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17) Left a penny for bad service in a restaurant

Hey, that bitch had it coming. She took a half hour to ask for the drink order. She brought the wrong drinks, then got all huffy when we pointed it out. She took another half hour to get our dinner order, then, a half hour later, brought out wrong/undercooked meals.

New List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) Wears socks with flip-flops
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Ever seen a guy's VPL (visible penis line in jeans or sweats ) or "dickprint" that made you say "DAYUUUUUM!!!"
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has ran out of gas while driving.
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Have found $100 bill in a cab
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Played in a high school or college rock band
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Was given a private tour of a distillery
29) Only reads the comics
30) Has shot soda out of their nose.
 

masked_marauder

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28) Was given a private tour of a distillery

When I was 12 or so, my mom took me, my sister, my aunt, and my cousin to the Maker's Mark bourbon "whisky" (yes, it's spelled the Scottish way by them) distillery in Loretto, Kentucky, only a few miles from where my grandma lives. It was interesting, and a rather small facility. (Most bottles have the red wax, but there are other colors too, like black wax on the bottles that get shipped to Japan.)

Maker's Mark - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Maker's Mark Distillery


New List:
1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) Wears socks with flip-flops
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror
6) Ever seen a guy's VPL (visible penis line in jeans or sweats ) or "dickprint" that made you say "DAYUUUUUM!!!"
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has ran out of gas while driving.
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Have found $100 bill in a cab
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Played in a high school or college rock band
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Live in the same town in which I was born.
29) Only reads the comics
30) Has shot soda out of their nose.
 
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5) Makes funny faces at self in the mirror, I guess. I'm a bit mad sometimes!

1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) Wears socks with flip-flops
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Sucked 2 guys off within a 24 hour period
6) Ever seen a guy's VPL (visible penis line in jeans or sweats ) or "dickprint" that made you say "DAYUUUUUM!!!"
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has ran out of gas while driving.
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Have found $100 bill in a cab
15) Has more than 10 pets
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Played in a high school or college rock band
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Live in the same town in which I was born.
29) Only reads the comics
30) Has shot soda out of their nose.
 

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15) Has more than 10 pets

I have about a dozen rainbow shrimp, a (quickly multiplying) handful of snails, two bettas, and a cat. In the moderately soon future we'll be adding another cat.

Updated List:

1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) Wears socks with flip-flops
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Sucked 2 guys off within a 24 hour period
6) Ever seen a guy's VPL (visible penis line in jeans or sweats ) or "dickprint" that made you say "DAYUUUUUM!!!"
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Has ran out of gas while driving.
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Have found $100 bill in a cab
15) Lives with his/her parents
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Played in a high school or college rock band
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Live in the same town in which I was born.
29) Only reads the comics
30) Has shot soda out of their nose.
 
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11). Has ran out of gas while driving.

Guilty. Happened to me while going to get gas. Car died like 100 ft from the 7-11. Interesting experience I must say.

Updated List:

1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) Wears socks with flip-flops
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Sucked 2 guys off within a 24 hour period
6) Ever seen a guy's VPL (visible penis line in jeans or sweats ) or "dickprint" that made you say "DAYUUUUUM!!!"
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Collects Lego
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Have found $100 bill in a cab
15) Lives with his/her parents
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Played in a high school or college rock band
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Live in the same town in which I was born.
29) Only reads the comics
30) Has shot soda out of their nose.
 

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30) Has shot soda out of their nose.

It burns like hell, and if you're lucky you don't develop a sinus infection out of the ordeal.

Updated List:

1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) Wears socks with flip-flops
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Sucked 2 guys off within a 24 hour period
6) Ever seen a guy's VPL (visible penis line in jeans or sweats ) or "dickprint" that made you say "DAYUUUUUM!!!"
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Collects Lego
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Have found $100 bill in a cab
15) Lives with his/her parents
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Played in a high school or college rock band
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Live in the same town in which I was born.
29) Only reads the comics
30) After watching a scary movie, gets paranoid and double checks all windows and doors are locked.
 

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28) Live in the same town in which I was born.

Fortyseven years. Love it and don't plan on leaving.


Updated List:

1) Still has an irrational fear of microwave ovens
2) Wears socks with flip-flops
3) Had his/her magnum XL found by a friend/relative
4) I can vibrate my eyes side to side very rapidly
5) Sucked 2 guys off within a 24 hour period
6) Ever seen a guy's VPL (visible penis line in jeans or sweats ) or "dickprint" that made you say "DAYUUUUUM!!!"
7) Squirted cows milk in mouth- yummy!
8) Can do the splits
9) Had a kidney stone start to pass while driving
10) Have been double penetrated by 2 cocks in my ass/and/or/pussy
11) Collects Lego
12) read a friend's diary, then played mind games with her/him
13) Sleeps on a waterbed
14) Have found $100 bill in a cab
15) Lives with his/her parents
16) Has chased a hoped-for bf/gf to another country
17) Played in a high school or college rock band
18) Loves country line dancing
19) Has slept with two sisters or brothers
20) Have taken a spur of the moment trip to Las Vegas
21) Has ever short-sheeted someone's bed
22) Accidentally used Nair to masturbate
23) Doesn't use mouthwash
24) Doesn't like chocolate.
25) Doesn't like cuddling
26) Have walked in on your parents having sex
27) Have been fucked so well I wept with joy as I came
28) Has eaten Rocky Mountain oysters AFTER you knew what they were.
29) Only reads the comics
30) After watching a scary movie, gets paranoid and double checks all windows and doors are locked.