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So, a man put his little girl to bed told her a story and and listened as she said her prayers, which ended her saying, " God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grandma, and Good-bye Grandpa."
Curious, the man asked, "Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day, Grandpa die. The man thought it was only a strange coincidence.
A few months later, the man put her to bed again and listened to her prayers , which went like this;
"God bless Mommy, and Daddy, and good-bye Grandma."
The next day, The grandmother died.
Holy ****, the father thought, this kid's in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later, when the girl was going to bed, her prayers went like this;
"God bless Mommy, and Good-bye, Daddy."
The man almost went into shock after hearing this. He couldn't sleep all night and was up at the crack of Dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had his lunch and watched the clock.
He figured if he could go till midnight, he'd be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of his day, he stayed there, drinking coffee , looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally midnight came and he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home, his wife said, "I've never seen you work this late. What's the matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it; I've had the worst day of my life!!"
She said, "You think you've had a bad day?You'll never believe what happened to me; on the golf course this morning; my young Caddy dropped dead right on the green"
Curious, the man asked, "Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day, Grandpa die. The man thought it was only a strange coincidence.
A few months later, the man put her to bed again and listened to her prayers , which went like this;
"God bless Mommy, and Daddy, and good-bye Grandma."
The next day, The grandmother died.
Holy ****, the father thought, this kid's in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later, when the girl was going to bed, her prayers went like this;
"God bless Mommy, and Good-bye, Daddy."
The man almost went into shock after hearing this. He couldn't sleep all night and was up at the crack of Dawn to go to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had his lunch and watched the clock.
He figured if he could go till midnight, he'd be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of his day, he stayed there, drinking coffee , looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally midnight came and he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home, his wife said, "I've never seen you work this late. What's the matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it; I've had the worst day of my life!!"
She said, "You think you've had a bad day?You'll never believe what happened to me; on the golf course this morning; my young Caddy dropped dead right on the green"