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[surferboy]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Apr 27 2005, 11:31 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Apr 27 2005, 11:31 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-surferboy@Apr 28 2005, 02:13 AM
Yay, now I have a madame&#33; I&#39;m a profession whore now&#33;

Does that mean I can&#39;t get freebies?

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You have to ask my madame, but if we&#39;re sneaky about it, yes, you can have me whenever you want&#33;

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by jonb@Apr 28 2005, 03:52 AM
Wait . . . Doesn&#39;t mulatto mean half white and half black?

That&#39;s the most common use of the word, but it can have a variety of meanings. Mulatto is an old Portuguese slang word for &#39;mixed breed&#39;, and it originally referred to any mixture of races, but usually not black and white. In Rio de Janeiro, half white and half black was a carioca; mulatto was the term for any other mixture, often containing Indian blood. In Cuba, mulato (Spanish doesn&#39;t use double t) is synonymous with mestizo, which is anyone of mixed racial heritage. (Mestizo is another word which can have a variety of meanings depending on where it&#39;s used.) About 80% of Cubans are considered mulatos. So, using the term mulatto for someone of mixed races other than black and white is uncommon, but is technically correct. Even better, it is deemed politically incorrect. For me, that&#39;s the best reason to use the word&#33;

 

[jonb]

"Even better, it is deemed politically incorrect. For me, that&#39;s the best reason to use the word&#33;"

For me, political correctness went from annoying to proof Americans are becoming more stupid when I heard "womenstruation".

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by surferboy+Apr 28 2005, 03:58 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(surferboy &#064; Apr 28 2005, 03:58 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Apr 27 2005, 11:31 PM
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@Apr 28 2005, 02:13 AM
Yay, now I have a madame&#33; I&#39;m a profession whore now&#33;

Does that mean I can&#39;t get freebies?

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You have to ask my madame, but if we&#39;re sneaky about it, yes, you can have me whenever you want&#33;

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Sorry, my bitches don&#39;t do freebies&#33;

*It&#39;s okay baby, sneak out the back door and go get DMW, just don&#39;t want those other hos gettin&#39; no ideas&#33;*

 

[surferboy]

*sneaks out back*

On that note, I&#39;m applying at Walgreens today. I don&#39;t get why no one will hire me. I think my beauty intimidates people, yah?

 

[surferboy]

They called me within like, 20 minutes to set up an interview for tomorrow&#33; Something I did impressed them, yah?

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

woo-hoo&#33; congrats&#33;

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by surferboy@Apr 28 2005, 01:34 PM
*sneaks out back*

On that note, I&#39;m applying at Walgreens today. I don&#39;t get why no one will hire me. I think my beauty intimidates people, yah?

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No Nixxy, they&#39;re just counting their money to see if they can afford you&#33;

Hot stuff&#33; Congrats on the interview, you&#39;ve not going to be one of those stogdy old pharmacists, are you?

 

[surferboy]

Nah, I&#39;m gonna be the cute and flirty cashier. And they asked my race&#33; But they didn&#39;t have an option for me...They live in a world with no mulattos.

 

[madame_zora]

Well, when I get to Florida, I&#39;ll have to go to Walgreen&#39;s to buy some condoms so the cute cashier can "check me out". Hope everything works out for ya and you have a great time.

 

[surferboy]

Thank you&#33; *hug*

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Apr 28 2005, 07:32 PM
Well, when I get to Florida, I&#39;ll have to go to Walgreen&#39;s to buy some condoms so the cute cashier can "check me out".

When I get to Florida, I&#39;ll have to ask the cute cashier at Walgreen&#39;s to give me a demonstration of the use of condoms&#33; :wub:

 

[B_RoysToy]

Congratulations, Nixxie. Here&#39;s hoping all goes well in that interview. Get a good night&#39;s sleep and conceal that large package as bet you can. :evilgrin:

 

[steve319]

Originally posted by jonb@Apr 28 2005, 01:06 AM
... when I heard "womenstruation".

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Good God. That&#39;s just ridiculous. It would be hilarious if I didn&#39;t just know that someone out there is very serious (and probably much too vocal) about it.

BTW: CONGRATS on the job, surferboy&#33;

 

[Pappy]

Break a leg Nixxy&#33;&#33;

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by RoysToy@Apr 28 2005, 09:02 PM
Congratulations, Nixxie. Here&#39;s hoping all goes well in that interview. Get a good night&#39;s sleep and conceal that large package as bet you can. :evilgrin:

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Or don&#39;t conceal that large package depending on who is doing the interview. :evilgrin:
Seriously, good luck.
I think DMW is on to something. Maybe you could make a video of how to put on condoms&#33; And the um, er, various ways they are used. They would be a great movie to show at flesh pile meetings as a way of er, um, getting things going.

 

[Pecker]

"Excuse me, young man, where will I find the hair clevitz?"

"Like, walk this way, dude, and I&#39;ll show you our most awesome clevitz&#33;"

"Boy, if I walked that way I&#39;d need a surfboard."

"Whatever, brah."

 

[surferboy]

The hell is a clevitz?

 

[KinkGuy]

And you think you&#39;re qualified to work at Walgreens?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;

















I have no idea either.

 

[yaoifun]

Good Luck Nixxy&#33; Just don&#39;t let them screw you over&#33; Though just them seeing you for &#036;7-8 an hour is you getting screwed over lol. Take it from someone who knows lol. You&#39;ll do fine&#33; Hey, a job is a job, right&#33;

On that note, I forgot to mention I got another raise last week&#33; YAY&#33; Now I make &#036;.75 ABOVE minimum wage&#33; It actually does make a big difference&#33; I didn&#39;t even know it was evaluation time either&#33; Maybe I&#39;m just good lol anyway I&#39;m totally psyched about it still.

Come work at my store Nixxy, if you can&#39;t get a job at Walgreen&#39;s&#33; My place collects people, especially college kids - They&#39;ll take ANYBODY&#33;

My great-grandpa used to screw around with the managers/owners of walgreen supermarkets lol. His last name was Walgren (not walgreEn) but he would go into the store and ask to look around wherever he needed to, because he was Mr. Walgreen(s)&#33; They would want proof, so he would flash his drivers license just long enough so they saw walgreen, not realising an E was missing, and got free tours and stuff&#33; It&#39;s too funny&#33; I wish I could have seen it&#33;

It truly is hilarious when a "suit" comes into the store...slackers actually work&#33; It&#39;s AMAZING&#33; I love it cuz it doesn&#39;t matter when a suit comes in if you do what your supposed to (like me O ) But it&#39;s great seeing how pissed the slackers get when they have to work, and how frantic the department managers are to get them working sometimes&#33; Sometimes it&#39;s fine, other times it&#39;s like a carnival&#33;

OK I&#39;ll stop blabbing&#33; Anyway, I know you&#39;ll do just fine Nixxy&#33; ^_^ *good luck hugs and kisses, and hugs and kisses anyway* Anyone else wanna join in the luvin&#39;? lol :grouphug: :wub: :grouphug: