The lpsg awards

[madame_zora]

I think it's a riot! I enjoy the spirit of exhuberance around here right now, I hope it lasts.

Here's a few no one else thought of:

Most lovable asshole: Dr. Rock (I love you- I mean it&#33

Best tits on a male: DMW- if I wasn't already a fag hag, I would have become one.

Blossoming Goddess: Dr. Bubbles

Most charming pest: Hung Big

Person who makes me feel the most stupid on a regular basis: Jonb

Hot eye candy: DeeBlackthorne- I love your posts too guy, but that bod is slammin'!

Understated sex kitten that packs a wallop- Texassgirl

Favorite free spirit- Surferboy Nixxy

Best Republican bitch- Pecker (I'm gonna catch hell for that, remember I luv ya&#33

Prettiest faerie: Child_of_the_Sun

Talent, congeniality and "whole person" goodness- Naughty (And I bet you are, girl&#33


More stupid sub-categories to come.

 

[naughty]

LOL!

Now that is the spirit! This is fun .I like you categories much better, Jana! LOL!


Naughty

 

[13788]

hung_big: Best Troll and Lurker Basher: Jana (madame z) and Skai (yaoifun)

 

[BuffMusicIdol]

Just some friendly clowning around with friends clownboots. That's all. I thought we were all popular here. (Or maybe unpopular.) Who cares.

 

[faceking]

LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE IT.

Who can make it official... and build a form... replete with email out to subscribers... CEO Mark.. thoughts?

Concur on some Zora nominations... disagree politicallly... but the most proactive, responsive member here... whether it's life, sex, politics, and ESPECIALLY random trivia.

Best female in a supporting role: Leah Cat with a nod to the new Naughty/TexAss
Best male in a supporting role: Txquis, Knight. Surferboy/dude,
Best female in a leading role: Zora
Best male in Leading role: jonb (period, no question)
Best female long term member: [abstain]
Best male long term member(lol! ) [abstain]
Most photogenic female: AutumnBreeze, the hot girl-next-door
Most photogenic male: Photogenic and best looking are 2 diff cats... photo: ME!
Best female newcomer: summertime - you are a sweetheart!
Best male newcomer: What's new? But Surferboy/dude
Most quotable female: Zora (slam dunk)
Most quotable male: Chimera... he stirs it up, but he's logical and controls emotion.
Best overall male: HungSpermBoy, cause we've rapped here and there.
Best overall female: Zora
Best female in comedic role: that Jean gal is pretty funny, but [abstain]
Best male in a comedic role: Pecker, concur
Ms.Congeniality: Naughty, Tex ass girl (yep)
Mr.COngeniality: Knight
Most accomplished female: (need more clarity)
....

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by Pappy@Apr 19 2005, 08:11 PM
I too have to cop out on this. I :wub: :wub: :wub: everyone the same.

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My thoughts exactly.

 

[yaoifun]

I'm gonna have to cop out too. It's nothing personal toward anyone! Or is it.....

 

[Altairion]

Gender Oriented Awards

Most honorable guys: Jeep, Dee, Knight and DMW
Most honorable ladies: Naughty, Dr. Bubbles, and TexAssgirl
Best male comedian: Pecker
Best female comedian: InsertHere
Best guys for advice: Freddie53, Pappy, and txquis
Best ladies for advice: Dr. Bubbles and Naughty
Most opinionated, male: Dr. Rock
Most opinionated, female: madame_zora
Biggest guy flirt: hung_big
Biggest girl flirt: Dr. Bubbles

Individual Awards

Most energetic and fun: hung_big
Most secretive: jonb
Most interesting blog (whether true or not): fratrat
Coolest hair: yaoifun
Coolest name in rl: surferboy


Overall Person of the Year

*Drumroll

The I'm So Awesome You Should All Bow Down Before Me and Sacrifice Your Children Award: MisterMark


*Disclaimer
I apologize if anyone feels left out. Instead of taking the cop-out path, I decided that I should at least try to recognize some people on the boards that deserve it. I just threw this together, and mainly considered people that I know fairly well and have seen post a lot since I joined up here at LPSG. The people I talk to regularly automatically got a bonus in this, but oh well (not like anyone ever plays favorites here anyway).

 

[jonb]

Nicest rack: Jana (Are those DD?)
Best male juvenile performer: Chris. Sometimes he can be a little too juvenile, but he's usually cool.

 

[madame_zora]

Okay, a few more on the alternative awards list:



Best set of DSLs: Mister Mark (looking sexy babe&#33

Crown jewels: Kinkguy

Best use of costuming in pics: Spank the Monkey- check out his gallery

Still searching for other big guns: Dominik20 (haven't heard from him lately, maybe he found them)

Favorite homoerotic superhero: Ashlar!

Sweet ass abs: Jeepwranglerboi- yeowch.

Personal favorite occasional poster: Carolina (baby, you no love me no more?)

Guy everyone REALLY wants to hear from when they post an open question: Freddie


And now, I think it's time to cast our votes for a very special category:
Who's the most memorable troll?

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by jonb@Apr 20 2005, 06:54 AM
Nicest rack: Jana (Are those DD?)
Best male juvenile performer: Chris. Sometimes he can be a little too juvenile, but he's usually cool.

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OMG he noticed my boobs! Yes, they're DD atm, I gaind back a little weight over the winter. Maybe I should take some pics before they shrivel up again.

Hey Jon, I'll show ya mine of you show me yours! I almost hope you never post any pics, it would kill all the fun of teasing you about doing it.

 

[jonb]

Most memorable troll: EASILY JJ. This guy just came back for more.

 

[madame_zora]

Yeah, he was awesome, but I'd still have to defer to Maverackstud. JJ's stories were too cohesive for extreme trolldom.

 

[jonb]

I don't know if snackdud was a troll or simply insane.

 

[yaoifun]

Whatever happened to the LOVELY Leotaylor or whoever the hell he felt like being? I swear, when that recent trolling wave came, I just thought to myself "so THAT'S what happened to Baby Jane! (Leo) Oh well, good riddiance to bad rubbish!

 

[jonb]

He was snackdud.

 

[madame_zora]

Yeah, Leotaylor was just another of Maverack's aliases, he kept coming back after being banned like dawn of the dead. Skai I could really have used your assistance there!

 

[yaoifun]

Damn! And I joined when the fun had nearly ended! I'm sure the cat will drag him back in someday, and you can bet I'll be the first to plonk his sorry ass! I bet he sees this and is crying right now X'D oh well. Just promise to save me a tiny piece of what's left of him when your done with him for me? Please? Lol I actually hope that won't be a necessary menace to deal with, but I'm good to go if it does!

 

[jonb]

Hey, what about Confused, AZ? How's your evil twin madame_zola coming along?

 

[KinkGuy]

Thank You! Thank You! Madame Zora......SHE remembered I'm here.......I am either going to have to be nastier, more arrogant, funnier, smarter, meaner or better hung to make more people's lists!?!?!?! And all this time I thought I was beyond awesome. But it's not such a bad thing if one person REALLY, REALLY LIKES ME (to quote Sally Field) even if it is only for my balls. KinkGuy slinks off to live in a hole. x( B)