The LPSG HOTEL, BAR, AND CASINO

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  1. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Well, in the tradition of Sit 'N Relax, and in the past, LPSG cruise, I thought this one had it's due coming soon.

    I'll be reviewing who does what over the course of the next five days, but if anyone has any suggestions, then post away.

    (Bear in mind we're not going to go totally ADULT here, so limit your suggestions to less suggestive..)
     
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    I don't get it...:shrug:
     
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    yeah, need more explanation or references chuckie ;)
     
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    OK, Fancy, you can be head waitress at the bar, Boxer, you can be the counter guy at the gift shop, and silver, I don't know about you yet.

    But basically, this is a hotel, casino and bar.
    Any ideas?
     
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    I've made a sign for the LPSG casino:

    WE HAVE THE LOOSEST SLOTS IN TOWN!









    .....we also have a casino. :biggrin1: :tongue: :smile:




    P.S. Can I be one of the showgirls?
     
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    I gots RSA & RSG (for those who don't speak TAFE, that responsible service of alcohol & gaming) and a wicked cocktail recipe book, but I gets to say in staffing.

    If willow's one of the showgirls, it's officially the classiest strip joint I ever worked in!!
     
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    Ill be head of security
     
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    If stu will keep me on as the head waitress... I will give the best head in town...
     
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    Well, I'm thinking of putting in sexual preference headboards in the guest rooms, IE, if there are hetero guests, then I'll put either pussy and/tits for the men, and for the women, cock and balls. And for the gay guests same sex head boards.

    BTW, I'm also thinking about renting out the sports arena for something fun.
    Celebs! I need Celebs to sit in on card games with the guests. NO internet celebs, please!
     
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    Sorry, hun, second best if I get a say in staff
     
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    Which would, could, and will be either vetoed or countenanced so long as I'm here as GM and owner there, Stuey.

    'Side, no offense, but FP has better tits than you.
     
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    I'm not saying that my say is final, it's done at the owner's discretion and indulgence, there's just a certain someone (check out my location) I would like to employ
     
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    SecondBest? http://www.lpsg.org/members/secondbest69.html

    Is HE still around?

    Damn, he's always beating me out of the good jobs... hand jobs that is... :biggrin1:



     
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    Could I apply to be a Cock-tail waitress? Some of my favorites are Slow Comfortable Screw, Blow Jobs and Screaming Orgasims.
     
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    Oh she sounds like a fun addition to the crew..

    Between her cock-TAIL and my HEAD waitressing, I bet we could bring the boys in...
     
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    Hmmmmm, I think I'm about to get railroaded
     
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    I don't think I've ever heard of that position.....:confused: :rolleyes: :tongue: :biggrin1: :smile:
     
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    OK! Just got two-count 'em TWO, conventions line up simultaneously; One, the HOOTERS convetnion, and the CHIPPENDALES convention in spearate ballrooms(No pun intended.:biggrin:)
    I'll be taking and revewing applications for servers(not servicers for the CHIPPENDALES,TYVFM!) on both rooms. Natch, I'll distribute equal sexual orientation servers, IE if they want, men can go to CHIPS, and women can go to HOOTS.
     
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