The LPSG Oscars (tm)

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by ClaireTalon, Mar 5, 2006.

  1. ClaireTalon

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    Alright, it's that simple: Come up with categories and names. I won't give any further guidelines.
     
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    Biggest Dick

    Dr. Rock
    Should be self-explanatory, I think.

    Madame Zora
    Because we all know she's really a guy.

    Spladle
    No seriously, I really am 16x3.
     
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    i reckon we shud have...

    best photo's...

    best for banter...

    most popular poster....

    biggest dickhead....

    longest serving member...

    most likely to be in jail in next year....

    most likely to not be who they say they are....
     
  4. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    Alpha Female:
    A)TexAss
    B)MadameZora
    C)ClareTalon
    D)Naughty

    Talented Bottom:
    BBB2.5
    (nominations still open)

    Biggest Flirt:
    A)Alex8
    B)Spladle
    C)Vinny_Spiruccino
     
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    After some contemplation... (I take these boards way too seriously at times) :rolleyes:

    the nominations for each category appear in alphabetical order :smile:

    Best comedy performance
    davidjh7
    Pecker
    royston
    Spladle

    Best cinematography in a validation image
    Bryan_Lyte2
    Dr. Rock
    madame_zora
    TexAssGirl

    Best erotic script
    melrose
    Sorcerer
    windtalkerways

    Strangest performance in a Canadian production
    jeff black
    rawbone8
    windtalkerways

    Sexiest female performer
    LittleKitten
    madame_zora
    naughty_girl
    TexAssGirl

    Sexiest male performer
    BBB2.5
    Lex
    Sorcerer
    sunshine037fr

    Apologies to all those I haven't mentioned, but just like the real Oscars, the Academy often overlooks the finest and most merit-worthy contributions. :cool:
     
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    we should have a posthumous award for most prolific troll
     
  7. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    Amen Brotha'
     
  8. mindseye

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    Meow. You're good.
     
  9. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    Makes you wonder how he'd be without all that weed.
     
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    after looking at some of these threads how about most likely not willing to post a pic
     
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    Now is this
    *Least likely to post a face pic
    or
    *Least likely to post a dick pic
     
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    I nominate Sorc and Alex for Best Double Act!
     
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    That's SUCH a LAME excuse for not nominating me *big pout*. I don't want to be the most merit-worthy, I want to be FAMOUS!
     
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    Categories

    Most Likely to Star in a Porno Together

    Least Likely to Make it a Night w/o Keeping Their Pants On

    Most Likely to Secede from Their Country and Form a 3rd World Nation of Their Own

    Drinks Their Own Pee (Because it's sterile and they like the taste)

    Ate Lead Paint Chips as a Child

    Most Likely to Pop a Cap in Someone's Ass

    Is the Guy that Slept with Your Mom Last Night

    Most Likely to Win the 'Decorate a Penis Contest'
     
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    Vinny and Spladle, okay that's just my fantasy



    Sorcerer, that slut




    Jana, Dr. Rock, GBO (my fantasy again)




    Yikes, just yikes.




    Dilznick. He does it still and so far it's had no effect




    Not even a contest- Dr. Rock




    RideRocket, always those shy ones you have to watch




    BBB2.5, seems like he's got a fancy side.


    Dr Rock:
    He is known by many names, kinda like Lucifer
     
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    angrier
     
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    Hey, I'm not on any list either... Guess I haven't done anything to distinguish myself enough around here (come to think of it, maybe that's a good thing).

    I will probably need to invent some weird category just to be able to nominate myself. EnglishGentleman said he likes my avatar.

    So, what about: Best Avatar Not Representing A Human Body Part (or something like that)
     
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    OK, here are my votes (I think I have posted enough/been long enough on LPSG to qualify as a voter, in any case I will assume that is the case):

    Best comedy performance
    Pecker

    Best cinematography in a validation image
    Dr. Rock

    Best erotic script
    windtalkerways

    Strangest performance in a Canadian production
    jeff black

    Sexiest female performer
    LittleKitten

    Sexiest male performer
    Sorcerer
     
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    I would like to thank god, and my parents, and jesus, and the cast and crew for making this such a wonderful experience for me!

    And the award for biggest cock tease goes to??
     
  20. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    Unanimous votes for Spladle.
     
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