The LPSG Oscars (tm)

[ClaireTalon]

Alright, it's that simple: Come up with categories and names. I won't give any further guidelines.

 

[B_Spladle]

Biggest Dick

Dr. Rock
Should be self-explanatory, I think.

Madame Zora
Because we all know she's really a guy.

Spladle
No seriously, I really am 16x3.

 

[royston]

i reckon we shud have...

best photo's...

best for banter...

most popular poster....

biggest dickhead....

longest serving member...

most likely to be in jail in next year....

most likely to not be who they say they are....

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Alpha Female:
A)TexAss
B)MadameZora
C)ClareTalon
D)Naughty

Talented Bottom:
BBB2.5
(nominations still open)

Biggest Flirt:
A)Alex8
B)Spladle
C)Vinny_Spiruccino

 

[D_alex8]

After some contemplation... (I take these boards way too seriously at times)

the nominations for each category appear in alphabetical order :smile:

Best comedy performance
davidjh7
Pecker
royston
Spladle

Best cinematography in a validation image
Bryan_Lyte2
Dr. Rock
madame_zora
TexAssGirl

Best erotic script
melrose
Sorcerer
windtalkerways

Strangest performance in a Canadian production
jeff black
rawbone8
windtalkerways

Sexiest female performer
LittleKitten
madame_zora
naughty_girl
TexAssGirl

Sexiest male performer
BBB2.5
Lex
Sorcerer
sunshine037fr

Apologies to all those I haven't mentioned, but just like the real Oscars, the Academy often overlooks the finest and most merit-worthy contributions.

 

[Dr Rock]

we should have a posthumous award for most prolific troll

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

we should have a posthumous award for most prolific troll

Amen Brotha'

 

[mindseye]

we should have a posthumous award for most prolific troll

Meow. You're good.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Meow. You're good.

Makes you wonder how he'd be without all that weed.

 

[kauai1]

after looking at some of these threads how about most likely not willing to post a pic

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

after looking at some of these threads how about most likely not willing to post a pic

Now is this
*Least likely to post a face pic
or
*Least likely to post a dick pic

 

[carter2006]

I nominate Sorc and Alex for Best Double Act!

 

[ClaireTalon]

<.> Apologies to all those I haven't mentioned, but just like the real Oscars, the Academy often overlooks the finest and most merit-worthy contributions.

That's SUCH a LAME excuse for not nominating me *big pout*. I don't want to be the most merit-worthy, I want to be FAMOUS!

 

[Altairion]

Categories

Most Likely to Star in a Porno Together

Least Likely to Make it a Night w/o Keeping Their Pants On

Most Likely to Secede from Their Country and Form a 3rd World Nation of Their Own

Drinks Their Own Pee (Because it's sterile and they like the taste)

Ate Lead Paint Chips as a Child

Most Likely to Pop a Cap in Someone's Ass

Is the Guy that Slept with Your Mom Last Night

Most Likely to Win the 'Decorate a Penis Contest'

 

[madame_zora]

Categories

Most Likely to Star in a Porno Together

Vinny and Spladle, okay that's just my fantasy

Least Likely to Make it a Night w/o Keeping Their Pants On

Sorcerer, that slut

Most Likely to Secede from Their Country and Form a 3rd World Nation of Their Own

Jana, Dr. Rock, GBO (my fantasy again)

Drinks Their Own Pee (Because it's sterile and they like the taste)

Yikes, just yikes.

Ate Lead Paint Chips as a Child

Dilznick. He does it still and so far it's had no effect

Most Likely to Pop a Cap in Someone's Ass

Not even a contest- Dr. Rock

Is the Guy that Slept with Your Mom Last Night

RideRocket, always those shy ones you have to watch

Most Likely to Win the 'Decorate a Penis Contest'

BBB2.5, seems like he's got a fancy side.


Dr Rock:

posthumous award for most prolific troll

He is known by many names, kinda like Lucifer

 

[Dr Rock]

Makes you wonder how he'd be without all that weed.

angrier

 

[sexycobra]

That's SUCH a LAME excuse for not nominating me *big pout*. I don't want to be the most merit-worthy, I want to be FAMOUS!

Hey, I'm not on any list either... Guess I haven't done anything to distinguish myself enough around here (come to think of it, maybe that's a good thing).

I will probably need to invent some weird category just to be able to nominate myself. EnglishGentleman said he likes my avatar.

So, what about: Best Avatar Not Representing A Human Body Part (or something like that)

 

[sexycobra]

After some contemplation... (I take these boards way too seriously at times)

the nominations for each category appear in alphabetical order :smile:

Best comedy performance
davidjh7
Pecker
royston
Spladle

Best cinematography in a validation image
Bryan_Lyte2
Dr. Rock
madame_zora
TexAssGirl

Best erotic script
melrose
Sorcerer
windtalkerways

Strangest performance in a Canadian production
jeff black
rawbone8
windtalkerways

Sexiest female performer
LittleKitten
madame_zora
naughty_girl
TexAssGirl

Sexiest male performer
BBB2.5
Lex
Sorcerer
sunshine037fr

Apologies to all those I haven't mentioned, but just like the real Oscars, the Academy often overlooks the finest and most merit-worthy contributions.

OK, here are my votes (I think I have posted enough/been long enough on LPSG to qualify as a voter, in any case I will assume that is the case):

Best comedy performance
Pecker

Best cinematography in a validation image
Dr. Rock

Best erotic script
windtalkerways

Strangest performance in a Canadian production
jeff black

Sexiest female performer
LittleKitten

Sexiest male performer
Sorcerer

 

[jeff black]

OK, here are my votes (I think I have posted enough/been long enough on LPSG to qualify as a voter, in any case I will assume that is the case):

Best comedy performance
Pecker

Best cinematography in a validation image
Dr. Rock

Best erotic script
windtalkerways

Strangest performance in a Canadian production
jeff black

Sexiest female performer
LittleKitten

Sexiest male performer
Sorcerer

I would like to thank god, and my parents, and jesus, and the cast and crew for making this such a wonderful experience for me!

And the award for biggest cock tease goes to??

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

And the award for biggest cock tease goes to??

Unanimous votes for Spladle.