The Man With a Big Dick

[ReallySmall]

Once upon a time there was a man with a big dick and he had sex with a woman and she was all 'oh wow your dick is really big' and he's like, 'yea I have a big dick' and she really enjoyed the sex and so did he.

End of chapter one.

 

[ghostyy]

Hahahaha I want chapter 2

 

[jojolongdong]

It's definitely got potential....

 

[Mcbubble]

Tldr

 

[D_Greg_Googamooga]

Once upon a time there was a man with a big dick and he had sex with a woman and she was all 'oh wow your dick is really big' and he's like, 'yea I have a big dick' and she really enjoyed the sex and so did he.

End of chapter one.

Really...you are joking, right?

 

[Bigadmirer323]

you're attention to detail is incredible, and the character development is amazing considering that we get so much action at the same time! cheers, bravo, and please keep writing! I came within the first few words of chapter 1, who knows what will happen with chapter 2!

 

[ReallySmall]

Thanks for the words of encouragement guys. It's this sort of thing that makes me want to share my gift for writing with the world.

 

[D_Harry_Pitz]

I've read this before somewhere. You shouldn't steal other people's work...

 

[ReallySmall]

I get that accusation a lot.

I can't help it if my style is very similar to that of Camus.

 

[rawrg]

C'mon, how big was the load he blew all over her?

 

[3151]

You should know...

The explosion was amazing! The first shot immediately impregnated her sending three lucky swimmers to create triplets. He then pulled out, coated her perfect 34DD tits with the second and third shots, bending over she swallowed him to the root and took shots four and five. Flipping her over, he sent the next shot to her asshole, hidden by her perfect ass cheeks. Lubed, he then buried himself completely in her virgin ass in one stroke, where the remaining three shots coated her insides.

Of course, he remained hard. So...

 

[sorin61]

You're kind of losing yourself into details. Could you keep it concentrated, please?

 

[ReallySmall]

Sorry to disappoint my fans but work on chapter two has been troublesome. I'm planning a sabbatical to the south of France to try and find my muse.

 

[B_Nicodemous]

:lmao: best story out here, bar none...lol

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

:lmao: best story out here, bar none...lol

I heard it was a true story, which makes it even better imho.

 

[ghostyy]

I'm crying with laughter!

 

[tellme2]

what a joke kill it

 

[ConnerM360]

This is hilarious.

 

[ChicagoSW]

I've read this before somewhere. You shouldn't steal other people's work...

I think it was Mark Twain

Or Aristophanes

 

[3151]

It is a true story - my brother's neighbor's cousin's co-worker's sister was the woman.