The Masturbation Game

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    Basically you have to come up with a new way to say Masturbating. e.g. Bashing The Bishop, Spanking The Monkey etc

    This game can go anywhere, and there is no limit on what you can say. Be Edgy if you like. Girls can play too, Female Masturbation is allowed in this game also. This is a genius game.

    So I shall start.

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