The Masturbation Game

[invisibleman]

Negotiating with the GEICO lizard for a low car insurance rate.

 

[invisibleman]

Here are a few STAR TREK ones:

"Setting the phasers on "STUN and IMPRESS"."

"To go boldly where many men have gone before... but they just won't admit it.:biggrin1:"

 

[invisibleman]

Tossing the boomerang around in the OUTBACK at a digeridoo party.

 

[CALAMBO]

floggin the log

 

[CALAMBO]

poundin the pud

 

[invisibleman]

Giving a CRISS ANGEL handshake.

 

[B_Hamadim]

Milking the Cow.

 

[snobbes]

fillin up the bellybutton

 

[hockeyguy741]

pulling your pud

 

[D_Doe_Ray_Mi]

milking the eel
date with my best friend, Rosey Palm

 

[snobbes]

Checkin the hydraulics

 

[InterestingAussie]

releasng the demons

 

[InterestingAussie]

Schmacking it

 

[snobbes]

Supporting the Kleenex dealer

 

[InterestingAussie]

Five Knuckle Olympics

Baggering the witness

coming to grips with oneself

And finaly when your about to cum... THE VINIGER STROKES !

 

[hung]

stroking the bone/playtime at the "Y"/cocking the gun

 

[Calboner]

Bashing the bishop.

 

[Calboner]

Paying a visit to Mrs. Palm and her five lovely daughters. (See "I'm a Wanker" by Ivor Biggun.)

 

[silentview]

jerkin the gherkin

 

[GayJapan]

Walking the dog

Tossing the salad

Feeding the fish

Watering the garden

Chopping the log

Waving the wand

Shooting hoops

Swinging the putter (or for some of the big guys here maybe a 1 wood!)