The McDonald's Arch Card

[Lex]

I had to choose between having Quarter Pounders with Cheese and clogged arteries or having my body and a longer life. I choose the body and the years.

Burger King commercials should be banned. *Shiver*

 

[Chuck64]

Burger King commercials should be banned. *Shiver*

The sad fact about advertising is that your reaction doesn't matter, as long as you have one.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

I had to choose between having Quarter Pounders with Cheese and clogged arteries or having my body and a longer life. I choose the body and the years.

Lex, my cousin got that back alley gastric bypass on the low. But yeah. Fatboys who attempt to justify their sloth with claims of self-satisfaction are sad indeed. Don't they realize the pussy they're pushing away, solely based on their chests and sweat-drenched folds? Is it too much to limit yourself to 3 triple cheeseburgers a week?

Burger King commercials should be banned. *Shiver*

We have a 2nd Amendment to help assuage our fears about King's intruding our domiciles in this New World.

 

[Lex]

Lex, my cousin got that back alley gastric bypass on the low. But yeah. Fatboys who attempt to justify their sloth with claims of self-satisfaction are sad indeed. Don't they realize the pussy they're pushing away, solely based on their chests and sweat-drenched folds? Is it too much to limit yourself to 3 triple cheeseburgers a week?

I hear you, man. I have never understood the way many men refuse to care as much about their bodies as women do. Are we SO vain and complacent in our patriarchal rule over the planet as to not give a fuck?

And I futher don't understand why women put up with fat ass men who CAN do something about it. I know we all have different shapes and sizes but there is CLEARLY a difference between being big/stocky/healthy and being morbidly obese. Nothing like having your woman (or man) squeeze your arms or lay their head on your pecs. Nothing.

As I read a while back "Nothing tastes a good as it feels to be thin and in shape."

We have a 2nd Amendment to help assuage our fears about King's intruding our domiciles in this New World.

If that fucker was standing outside MY window know that he'd be (a) shot, (b) hit with a golf club, or (c) BOTH.

Please believe it.

 

[Matthew]

But aren't the Burger King commercials so COOL (in a bizarre kind of way)?

A special treat for my LPSG pals:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3425999330231409912&q=parody

 

[RideRocket]

I've always preferred Chik-Fil-A over the burger joints.

I guess I'd rather get my hormone replacement therapy via a chicken than have my arteries clogged with 50% 'lean' beef.

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No wonder I'm getting 'bitch' tits...

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

A special treat for my LPSG pals:

[URL="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3425999330231409912&q=parody"]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3425999330231409912&q=parody[/URL]

ha ha....now we know where the special sauce comes from....or is that McDs?

 

[SurferGirlCA]

I don't eat much fast food, although McDonald's DOES have the best fries if I have that craving. My friend's 10 year-old son recently told me this weird stat/factoid/rumor that there are possibly 1,000 different cows in one fast-food hamburger. I dunno if that's possible, but it sure sounds disgusting.

 

[jeff black]

I don't eat much fast food, although McDonald's DOES have the best fries if I have that craving. My friend's 10 year-old son recently told me this weird stat/factoid/rumor that there are possibly 1,000 different cows in one fast-food hamburger. I dunno if that's possible, but it sure sounds disgusting.

Yah, just imagine if ONE of those Grade F meat cows has "mad cow"....

 

[Lex]

Read "Fast Food Nation"

Once you know what they put on the potatoes to make them taste different, you'll be able to give them up. All potatoes should taste the same when fried in oil, no?

 

[SurferGirlCA]

Hmmm, if you tell me they pull them out of the backsides of the 1,000 cows, I'm filing a lawsuit. :wink:

Read "Fast Food Nation"

Once you know what they put on the potatoes to make them taste different, you'll be able to give them up. All potatoes should taste the same when fried in oil, no?

 

[Dr Rock]

Yah, just imagine if ONE of those Grade F meat cows has "mad cow"....

i wouldn't worry, we've all got it by now anyways

 

[b.c.]

A special treat for my LPSG pals:

[URL="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3425999330231409912&q=parody"]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3425999330231409912&q=parody[/URL]

LOL. That was funny, and almost as strange as the real ones. :tongue:

 

[b.c.]

Incredibly creepy.

Yep. 'Cept in my neck of the woods, if a guy opens his curtains and finds a guy in a mask standing at the window, somebody's getting shot, king or no king.

(Well, except maybe during mardi gras... in which case a mask might be all he'd be wearing).

 

[madame_zora]

i'm sure mcdonalds is a swell place to eat for many people, but personally i prefer food

This almost killed me.

I almost never go to Mc Donalds because after having worked there at 15, it left a lasting impression.

Still, I'm guilty of supporting their other chain, Chipotle, quite a lot.

 

[Lex]

Still, I'm guilty of supporting their other chain, Chipotle, quite a lot.

Chipotle is a heathly place to eat. All of thier meats and veggies are organically raised (Steroid free) and all natural.

McDonald's saw the health issues mounting bought 50% of the chain as a proactive measure.

Chipotle ROCKS.

 

[AlteredEgo]

B-but, it's McDonald's food (and supporting McDonald's politics!)

Sonic beats McDonald's hands down on both counts.

Then tell Sonic to build in my area. Not a Sonic for 25 miles or so. I can think of 8 Mickey D's in fewer than 2 miles.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I am so glad that I was able to outgrow my addiction to that crap. Food is much better than crack.

Ditto. However, it is dirt cheap, and I do feed it to my local crackheads from time to time.

 

[Chuck64]

Chipotle ROCKS.

I have to agree. When I was in Vegas, it was on my list of top 5 places to grab some lunch (Green Valley / Henderson, on Sunset across from Galleria). There's one in Houston (Highway 59, Sugarland mall area) near Heaven (Fry's Electronics.) I took my mom there for the first time a couple of weekends ago. She got the bright red salsa, thinking it was normal, "medium" TexMex salsa. I wasn't there when she ordered and I didn't think to warn her. She was almost in tears from the very first bite until we got in the car. She still thought it was good food.

 

[jeff black]

Ever since the release of Supersize Me, Mcdonalds has been trying to "healthy" up their menus. I have noticed healthier selections like salads as an option for a side. As gross as they are, they are trying to fix themselves. I can't imagine it is an overnight thing.
Well done McDonalds!! I salute you:biggrin1: