Preamble What the fuck??? Are you checkin me out? The voice was loud enough to fill the whole locker room, but until I looked up to see a naked man making a beeline in my direction it never occurred to me that it was me he was addressing. Can you believe this, Doug, he tossed to a friend who was quietly undressing after his workout, I mean, sure I got a magnificent specimen, but damn, that is no reason for him to stare at it. Then turning back to me, Dude, take a picture. It lasts longer. I was stunned. I spend half of my life trying to keep a lid on my desires, and since I was new to this club I was being very careful not to look at anyone. I had been untying my shoes when this whole thing had started, and I was utterly confused. And intimidated. The guy heading for me was obviously a bodybuilder and his friend was even bigger. I was beginning to stutter out some sort of explanation to buy some time. Look, I dont know what you are talking about Shit, newbie, relax. Im just fuckin with you, he said as a big grin spread across his face. I was relieved until he kept on going. I dont care if you check me out. I got nothing to be ashamed of. So there is this stocky fireplug of a guy standing right in front of me with one hand extended to shake mine and the other one shaking his, admittedly thick, dick at me. Ralph, for Chrissake, knock it off. The guy hasnt even been coming here for a week. Look at his face. He still doesnt realize you are blowing smoke up his ass. Give him a break. And stop waving your dick around. It aint that impressive. Right, Dougie. Okay. But Im chillin for you. The new guy gets it just fine. Hes laughing. (I wasnt, but at least I realized now I was supposed to.) Besides youre just jealous that he wasnt checking you out. But, of course, how could he? You keep that towel wrapped around you so tight youd think your momma was here. Not blaming you, mind you. Compared to me you have every reason to be embarrassed. Shiiiit. I may not be a showoff like you, but my dick is bigger than yours and you know it. Longer, not bigger. Alright. I may not be a showoff like you, but my dick is longer Cause longer isnt the same as bigger. You have to take girth into accou Ralph, will you shut the fuck up? Leave the poor guy - whats your name? - alone. Cameron Ralph speaks again before Doug can acknowledge me. First, or last? What? Is Cameron your first name or your last name? Dont look at me like Im crazy. It could be either. Oh, yeah. I see. First. Cameron is my first name. Friends call me Cam. Okay, welcome Cam. Youll get used to us. Everybody else has. That is how I first became aware of Ralph and Doug. Macho antics in the locker room.