The Model Penis

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  1. Imported

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    OneHungGun: Is there such a thing as the PERFECT penis? I mean, who here loves the look of their own dick? I like my own dick because it's thick, veiny (but not TOO veiny) just strong looking - a good length - and Im also uncut but when I get hard you really cant tell. I was told by one person I have a "magazine" dick.......

    So, with that said - who here thinks they have a handsome dick?

    It's silly I know - but if you think about it - everyone here is really in love with their dick - otherwise, this place wouldnt exist! So come pn! SPEAK UP!
     
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    Everybody's idea of a beautiful
    dick is so different.

    I had a partner
    who,i thought had the model penis.
    But...
    i wouldnt pick mine.
    it has a slight upward curve
    like a banana.
    I like em straight.
     
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    The 'ideal' is definitely a subjective matter. I've received compliments on mine, and I like the way it looks as well. Not veiny, slight upward curve, just enough foreskin to cover the glans when flaccid. But that's not what everyone likes. OneHungGun says he likes them veiny. I know some people who like them with so many veins that they look like road maps. txqis likes them straight. There are some that prefer a downward curve. Some like circumcised cocks, and others like foreskins that bunch up like a sock. We will all see penes that appeal to our aesthetic ideals from time to time, but there is no one particular type that will qualify as a perfect penis in everyone's eyes.  
     
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    I think we've all seen those guys whose genitals seem so proportionally perfect that the guy fits your ideal of the good-looking man.

    But it's a total-body perception.

    I remember that fellow I used to shower with (along with 75-80 others) after work who looked like a perfect model for a Michelangelo sculpture. His penis was absolutely beautiful in context with his whole body, whether his foreskin was down or up. The penis was the perfect length and girth, the balls were too.

    I finally realized, tho, that if you concentrated only on his upper body, he looked handsome but not particularly spectacular. And if you concentrated only on his crotch, it was pretty much the same: not out of the ordinary.

    But I never saw this guy erect. In that state, who knows, he may have been spectaculary ugly.

    Pecker
     
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    ORCABOMBER: Personally, I like mine, well, it's kinda "meh" when soft, but I really like it when it's hard, you know when something just suits you? That's it.
     
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    Finnmark: Interesting question ... but one that's quite impossible to answer, as DMW implies.

    The variety, after all, is stunning. A fact that makes this site (and others ... the "Rate" sites, for example) so compelling. I have always been entranced by the 'big' dick (by that I mean 8"+), thickness rather than thinness (6"+), uncut rather than cut, less veiny rather than more, etc. etc. We could all make our short (?!) list.

    But the fact remains that if I'm in love with someone, and not just with an eye for the 'perfect tool', I couldn't care less what the dick is like. I'm just grateful that it's there.
     
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    brad2002: I've been told by a few, both men and women, that I have a beautiful dick. I'm rather partial to it, myself. But I have a fuck buddy who has what I regard as the perfect dick. Nine inches long, 7 around, perfect even pink coloring, big mushroom head, smooth skin, a little veiny and uncut. Most importantly, it gets hard, and stays hard, for a very long time. And it's attached to a really hot, great guy who knows how to use it.
     
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    mr17yearold: ive shown a pic of my dick to about 4 girls online... just goofin around... and 2 thought i had a handsome dick, 1 said it was a beautiful cock, and 1 said wow, your huge... but no one has seen it in person... and i dont know what to think about it... because you cant really be judge your own cock as well as others can...

    and thats my opinion
     
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    like_a_UB_Bull: My gf particularly likes mine, she says that other guys' dicks are just ugly, but that mine's perfect. It may have something to do with the fact that she loves me, but there are definately things about it that she especially likes. She says the skin on it is the smoothest she's ever felt. For her, it's a great size, because she's a small (tight) girl so with any more than 6" girth, she'd be in some unavoidable pain. Anywho, I've been told I could be an underwear model, more because of the rest of my body, but the dick doesn't hurt. Mine is pretty much straight, with a hardly noticeable upward curve. The one thing I find unique about it is that it kind of tapers in at the head. I kind of like that, it makes the shaft look extra-thick.
     
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    Yours is an attractive cock. Whether or not it represents my 'ideal', it's definitely one that I would not reject on aesthetic grounds. ;)
     
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    Mighty_Joe: Mr.17yearold....you might want to be careful showing your rod online. Those girls might be lying about their age. Also a reminder that there might be boys who are posting that are also underage.
     
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    mindseye: [quote author=Mighty_Joe link=board=meetgreet;num=1053578614;start=0#11 date=05/23/03 at 18:27:51]  Those girls might be lying about their age. [/quote]

    ...or even their gender! *nods*
     
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    Case in point: there was a 63 year-old man here in NO who was arrested for internet porn. He was collecting nude self-pics of under-age dudes. He used the net handle Anna_Vixen16. Beyond that, I hate to beat a dead horse, but keep in mind that it is illegal in the US for a 17 year-old to post his nude photo on the web or to send it via e-mail. There were a couple of links to photos here on the board and a photo posted at the MSN group that were deleted for that very reason.
     
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    wouldnt change a thing.

    Hey, put a slight upward curve in that
    thing and i've just found my dick twin.
     
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    gigantikok: From what i have read on this topic, and from what I think about my own, i think it is a pretty common occurance for the well hung guy to "appriciate" his package. You see it so often, and become so used to its look, that it sorta becomes the norm for what you judge other cocks by. So, i guess you grow to assume yours is the "model" cock. This of course excludes insecurities on size, but that's why i said this is probably mostly an occurance with well hung guys. I mean, i could have many reasons to hate mine, but still, i happen to think it could be a model cock. I could hate it because it has a downward curve, but i just feel that gives it character...makes it unique. I think the veins give it a powerful, muscular look, and the thickness and cock head size is very proportional. But i bet any guys with more mushroom headed cocks would think that my cock head is dwarfed in comparison to my shaft, and that mine isn't an ideal cock. So, i guess if you have to live with it, it pretty much becomes the model cock, at least to the possessor.
     
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    thingsteal: As others have commented, the 'perfect penis' is entirely subjective.

    I'm happy with mine and have always received favorable comments from women.

    I've often wondered what it would be like if I was uncut. The final decision on this matter was not mine to make. All I could do was scream and cry about it at the time.

    My wife loves it but wishes it was a bit smaller. She'd love to be able to go down orally on it further. I always tell her that she needs to practice more. ;D
     
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    H8Monga: [quote author=gigantikok link=board=meetgreet;num=1053578614;start=12#15 date=05/25/03 at 00:48:40]From what i have read on this topic, and from what I think about my own, i think it is a pretty common occurance for the well hung guy to "appriciate" his package.  You see it so often, and become so used to its look, that it sorta becomes the norm for what you judge other cocks by.  So, i guess you grow to assume yours is the "model" cock.  This of course excludes insecurities on size, but that's why i said this is probably mostly an occurance with well hung guys.  I mean, i could have many reasons to hate mine, but still, i happen to think it could be a model cock.  I could hate it because it has a downward curve, but i just feel that gives it character...makes it unique.  I think the veins give it a powerful, muscular look, and the thickness and cock head size is very proportional.  But i bet any guys with more mushroom headed cocks would think that my cock head is dwarfed in comparison to my shaft, and that mine isn't an ideal cock.  So, i guess if you have to live with it, it pretty much becomes the model cock, at least to the possessor.[/quote]

    Actually, despite my woes with being about 1.5" shorter than I'd like to be, I like the way my penis looks. It's not just the hung guys. I have a work of art... but the sculptor ran out of rock. (I'm not counting flaccid). If size were not a factor for aesthetics, I believe I have one of the best as far as its shape and skin tone are concerned.
     
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    Ineligible: Hold on to those positive thoughts, Hapi, they're the good ones!
     
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    rainfletcher: Very happy in general. I remember seeing a picture of Peter Steele (from Type O Negative) in Playgirl some years ago, and was very surprised at how streight his dick was. He looked about the same size as me (but he's amost a foot taller than me, so it's hard to judge), but he was perfectly straight. I have a slight upward bend. My beloved says she likes it, preferes it actually. I think it makes me look a little smaller than I am...All things considered, I'm very happy, though.
     
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