[FONT=Verdana, Arial]A young guy is tired of life and fed up [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]with not getting sex, so he goes [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]to join the monastery. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]But there's [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial]a recruitment test. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]As the Abbott [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial]explains to the[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]ten potential recruits, [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]"My sons, we must be sure that [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]you won't be troubled by sexual [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]impulses if join the order. So we [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]have a test for all our prospective [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]members. Take your clothes off, [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]sit on the bench, and attach this [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]bell to the end of your penis. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]When the naked woman comes into [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]the room, any man whose bell rings [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]will have failed the test. He won't [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]be allowed to join our order and [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]must leave at once, for he will be [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]sorely troubled with sexual thoughts [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]while he is in our midst."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]So the men, young and old alike, [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]sit on the bench with a little [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]bell tied to the end of their [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]cocks, waiting expectantly. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Then the most beautiful young [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]blonde with big breasts waltzes [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]into the room and starts walking [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]slowly down the line, teasing the [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]men as she goes. Not a sound. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Not a single erection, not a single [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]bell rings. Until she gets to the [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]end of the line and pushes her [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]butt into the young man's face.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Well, it's all too much for him - [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]his cock shoots up, the bell [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]rings furiously and goes flying [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]off across the room with the [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]force of his erection. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]"I'm sorry," he mumbles, confused [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]and embarrassed, "I'll just pick it [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]up and leave." [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]So he bends down, naked butt [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]upwards, balls dangling and from [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]behind him comes the tinkling of [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]nine little bells....[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]with not getting sex, so he goes [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]to join the monastery. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]But there's [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial]a recruitment test. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]As the Abbott [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial]explains to the[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]ten potential recruits, [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]"My sons, we must be sure that [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]you won't be troubled by sexual [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]impulses if join the order. So we [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]have a test for all our prospective [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]members. Take your clothes off, [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]sit on the bench, and attach this [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]bell to the end of your penis. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]When the naked woman comes into [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]the room, any man whose bell rings [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]will have failed the test. He won't [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]be allowed to join our order and [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]must leave at once, for he will be [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]sorely troubled with sexual thoughts [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]while he is in our midst."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]So the men, young and old alike, [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]sit on the bench with a little [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]bell tied to the end of their [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]cocks, waiting expectantly. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Then the most beautiful young [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]blonde with big breasts waltzes [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]into the room and starts walking [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]slowly down the line, teasing the [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]men as she goes. Not a sound. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Not a single erection, not a single [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]bell rings. Until she gets to the [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]end of the line and pushes her [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]butt into the young man's face.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]Well, it's all too much for him - [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]his cock shoots up, the bell [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]rings furiously and goes flying [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]off across the room with the [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]force of his erection. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]"I'm sorry," he mumbles, confused [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]and embarrassed, "I'll just pick it [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]up and leave." [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]So he bends down, naked butt [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]upwards, balls dangling and from [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]behind him comes the tinkling of [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial]nine little bells....[/FONT]
