The Moral of the Story

[jjsjr]

If you took every book/movie ever created and extracted the key moral of each story, then compiled a list of all of those morals.....

What would that list look like?!

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Shall I start?

Beauty is only skin deep.....


A fine appearance is a poor substitute for inward worth...

 

[Hand_Solo]

Don't go skinny dipping by yourself when there's a psycho killer on the loose.

 

[dude_007]

If at first you don't suck seed, try try again

 

[B_subgirrl]

Never go into the basement alone, especially not if you are female.

 

[witch]

good cop/bad cop is just an act ............ STFU until your lawyer comes

 

[Endued]

Stay off the moors.

 

[rbkwp]

thus spake z.......... ahh fck it
the lpsg intellectuals .....

 

[rob_just_rob]

Being like everyone else is the way to happiness. Even if you have to fake it.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

If you kiss enough frogs, you just might find your Prince~ :lmao:

 

[D_JohnQPubic]

The butler did it.

 

[Enid]

don't take the blue pill

 

[JustAsking]

When you are a soldier in a battle, don't show pictures of your girlfriend to your buddy and tell him your plans for when you get back.

 

[earllogjam]

The underdog ALWAYS wins.

 

[SilverTrain]

If you are old-ish, ugly-ish, or have an especially colorful personality*, when disaster strikes it is incumbent on you to throw yourself down on the altar of sacrifice so that the younger, prettier people can survive.







* Colorful Geek Type9A may survive if possessed of sufficient techie skills crucial to the applicable narrative.

 

[earllogjam]

Tom Cruise is destined never to win an Oscar.