The Moral of the Story

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    If you took every book/movie ever created and extracted the key moral of each story, then compiled a list of all of those morals.....

    What would that list look like?!
     
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    Shall I start?

    Beauty is only skin deep.....


    A fine appearance is a poor substitute for inward worth...
     
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    good cop/bad cop is just an act ............ STFU until your lawyer comes
     
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    Stay off the moors.
     
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    thus spake z.......... ahh fck it
    the lpsg intellectuals .....
     
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    If you kiss enough frogs, you just might find your Prince~ :lmao:
     
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    The butler did it.
     
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    don't take the blue pill
     
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    The underdog ALWAYS wins.
     
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    If you are old-ish, ugly-ish, or have an especially colorful personality*, when disaster strikes it is incumbent on you to throw yourself down on the altar of sacrifice so that the younger, prettier people can survive.







    * Colorful Geek Type9A may survive if possessed of sufficient techie skills crucial to the applicable narrative.
     
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    Tom Cruise is destined never to win an Oscar.
     
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