The more pussy hair, the bigger the cumshot

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Two guys Coconutz and Xmarkbrakedownx are in a bullfighting stadium, when they notice an attractive prince albert dong wearing a short dress and his legs spread wide open.
Coconutz said to his companion, "Xmarkbrakedownx, check out the chiquita over there, he got mucho hairy pussy." "Thats not pubic hair, you idiot, prince albert dong wearing sexy black panties!", replied Xmarkbrakedownx. They argue about this for about ten minutes, before they decide to send Russ311 to sneakily take a look, and settle the argument for them, when all of a sudden they hear Russ311 cry "Caramba!", and he comes running back to Coconutz and Xmarkbrakedownx , where they ask "So what was it, hair or panties?", "Neither," replies the Russ311, "It's flies!"
 

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I was told that a girl's genital hygiene habits and their hometowns are somehow linked. Now I know this is a load of shit, but just in case

I'm staying clear of girls from New Egypt, New Jersey......
 

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Speaking of bushes..true story- I was driving down a city street and pulled up next to an older Oldmobile at the light. The passenger window was down about 1/3 of the way. As i looked down from my lofty perch.....I noticed the female in the passenger seat was sitting wide legged, with what appeared to be (it was dark in the car) black panties. They pulled off, and when we got to the next light, they had rolled the window all the way down.....and the driver reached over ands stuck his finger in her bush up to the third knuckle!! They were NOT black panties...but an extremely hairy bush! After that, It was kinda hard to drive with a ragin hardon....
 
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Awesome story, Bigboy. You a truck driver? I always tell my wife not to worry when I whip my erection out when she's driving that no one else can see because the levels of car doors and windows are so uniform that unless you're driving a semi or maybe a HUMMER, you can't see below the portion where the door meets the base of the window. So the only way I can imagine you saw what you did (not that I'm doubting) would be if you were a semi truck driver.
 

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prince albert dong Asked me whats the worse thing that can happen waking up with a lot of pubic hair stuck between your teeth?

You tell me? prince albert dong

Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth..

And i thought the worst thing was waking up with skid marks on your tongue?
 

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@JR7....my mac keeps messing up here...not like it. Anyway, I've done quite a few things over the years....but yes, I drove a tractor trailer...but never saw that much of that sort of thing...No pretty girls flashing me...>damn<. Have seen guys getting head...jerking off. Saw a black guy once, with a dick an inch from his knee. He had pulled next to me and was waving it around...when he put it down on his leg...it HAD to be 15 inches and thick as a coke can. The funny thing was...a church van pulled next to him at the next light. Those church women went nuts...shouting at him...but not admonishing him (more like let me have some of that)...2 of them even shouted out their phone numbers!! Another true story! BTW, his dick was almost above the steering wheel...so couldn't miss that!
 
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Hair can be good, trim can be good, even shaved can be good.....as long as there isn't a bunch of stubble which can be irritating. Too much hair can be annoying and depending where it goes it can become painful and cause injury.

Go for what you like.
 
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That is very funny, Busterhymen! Yes, I have eaten plenty a hairy pussy that way. But I have also taken my tongue and licked a straight line where I 'know' the labia minora to be underneath all of that hair and sure enough withouot any pushing to the side with my fingers, the lips emerge over the hair and splay out, exposing a swollen clit and usually gaping hole.