The more pussy hair, the bigger the cumshot

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What is it with this shaved look? I don't get it...
I had an encounter with a female friend a while back...and she had shaved it. OK...except it was all stubble, and course....liked to sanded my face away. When I looked at the hairline, it would have been a magnificent bush triangle from a couple of inches below her belly button and thick and lush. What a a waste.... she was a great fuck...but it would have been much pleasurable if she had let it grow.


I had an encounter with a female friend a while back...and she had shaved it. OK...except it was all stubble,................... You caught me by surprise Bigboy when guys like me with female it's called a tongue scraper


My girlfriend's Ofelia father asked me what kind of contraception we use.

Apparently 'facial cumshot' wasn't the right answer.
 
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Bigboy, essentially the same thing happened to me. I was not friends with the female, but I met a Greek girl named Angie from off of AOL in person. This was in the early 2000's. After meeting at a diner we went back to my place. It didn't take long for us both to get naked. I was disappointed to see that she had that same stubble outline you described. She shaved, but the '5 o'clock shadow' revealed what would have been a generous swath of black pubic hair. I went down on her lying on my back, and she half-way returned the favor by stroking my cock as I licked. I did my best to conceal my orgasm and subtly turned my body to unload on her torso and abdomen. I landed some nice gobbs on what would have been her bush and I thought mournfully how much cooler it would have been had my cum got caught up in her natural nest of black pubic hair rather than the stubble I cum-splashed.

In afterglow, I told her that her stubble outline revealed what would be a beautiful bush pattern. She looked at me quizzically and said she had no desire to grow out her bush. Moreover, she complained that I was too hairy and put her fingers over my pubic hair to fence in what would be an appropriate amount of man bush for her liking. Needless to say, I have never been a particularly hairy guy down there so I was shocked at how much less she would have wanted. In the end, I think we were both disappointed with the other's pubic choices and that is why we only hooked up that one time. Still, I do masturbate to that experience because it was one of my better cumshots and all the richer because it was a successful surprise. Her response after I blew was, "it's everywhere!!!"
 
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Just make sure you have no gum in your mouth before eating bushy pussy. It can become a little sticky.

Swallow or get rid of it first.
 

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hmmm yes i like that V shape pubic style short dense hair really nice makes me bust all kind of nuts!!!
 
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And you tend to find that in the UK, Korso. When I studied there (granted this was in '98) 3 out of the 4 women I hooked up with had the full V-shape pubic styling. I'll never forget one of their reactions. Her name was Abby. She had a dense, black pubic triangle. She only gave me a hand job but I blasted everywhere with two fingers firmly inserted into her hairy hole. When I was done and much landed on her abdomen she had the deadpan reaction, "Well, that's sorted."
 

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Oh, ha ha. I get it. You posted this in jokes quizzes games and pics because it's funny and quizzical you posted it in this forum.

Then as a game you played "bump my own thread" over and over again.
 

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Apparently the latest craze with clubbers is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and drink it out of a straw.

Experts are now warning about the dangers of minge drinking.
 
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Hey SeattleYo, I don't want my posts mired within the bowels of lpsg never to be commented on again. There are always new members or existing ones who look at "New" posts first (or to the exclusion of other searches). I want my posts responded to and bumping is the surest way to accomplish that. I've had lively comebacks of old conversations from one good bump. It is obvious that people who would never have seen my posts did and responded due to my simple bump. So, I'm going to keep it up, if you don't mind.
 
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I fucking love that, Bigboy9239. I don't know - I've heard accounts (often in college) of guys who've had those same vaginas and asses who "hated it," and
"would never go there again." I was always the one saying, "Fine, send her to me." A few times, I successfully made a play for these girls specifically because of what I heard about their pussies (and asses), and, except for one time, I was always gainfully rewarded with that same hairy experience my counterpart(s) so reviled. The one time I was not, the woman shaved between the earlier guy and myself. Still, I had a great time, and I used it as an opportunity to 'turn her back' and convince her to grow it out and KEEP IT!
 

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Well JR, I had a similar experience. The girl I was seeing told me she was hairy...but when I got there...it was shaved....with about 3 days worth of stubble. While she was a great fuck....the fact that she lied to me...bugged the heck outta me. yeah, I know....but still.....that stubble triangle looked like it would have been magnificent!
 
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Hmmm, that's a very strange lie indeed, Bigboy9239. I wonder if she thought her three-day-growth rendered her 'hairy' again. That's the only thing I can think of because I've seen plenty of internet porn with women who obviously were shaved but grew out a couple of days worth of stubble only to be marginalized as "hairy," or, even more of a misnomer, "au natural."

Though not the gal I was referring to in my earlier post, to piggyback on to your well-told account, in the early 2000's I met a girl with whom I had been chatting on aol in person. We were pretty much down to hook up. She was Greek, and looked it! Dark hair, somewhat thick eyebrows that made me think she'd have a luscious bush below. Well, we did go back to my place and she would have had a luscious bush had she not SHAVED it off. Same exact thing you pointed out - I could tell from the shadow that she would have had a big black triangle, and though I cannot fault her for dishonesty (like in your case) I was so disappointed that only a shell of that bush remained.

I actually pointed this out to her and said, "I can tell you would have a beautiful triangle of pubic hair by your stubble, you really should grow it out." What the hell, we met off of aol. She had a similar attitude of frankness and said I was too hairy and should shave. (I wish I was hairier. I never thought I had enough pubic hair.) But she outlined what she thought to be an appropriate amount of pubes for a men on my pubis and pretty much indicated she would have preferred 3/4's of my limited growth hacked off! So I guess we were pubically incorrect for each other.
 
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The other thing bigboy is that in your gal's mind, she probably didn;t think she was lying. I've noticed on the internet, if a girl has "three days worth of stubble," the description invariably labels it as "hairy girl [does this]," or "girl with big bush [does that]." It's as though any pubic hair - no matter how slight - automatically renders the woman 'hairy.' Perhaps your woman thought that having not shaved in three days she too was now full. A common misconception perpetuated by the porn industry and males who consume porn. (Come to think of it, "who consume porn," is pretty redundant when preceded by the term "males.")