"Don't try this at home kids"
I remember a dinner conversation with a nurse from casualty (emergency) and the embarassed excuses (embarassing to witness, actually!) used by those who found they had "lost" objects up their arses (by accident!) I look in horror and imagine "the morning after"
I did a double take on that arse, I thought it was female, bad enough, then I saw the balls.
That's when I remembered the "lost Brut bottles" conversation. (if they come undone you get alcohol poisoning)
Hmmmmmmm, be careful boys (and girls!)
What goes in very slipperily doesn't necessarily wanna come out again!