RubberHarley
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Every time I have my prostrate check I always have a small amount of cum to come out of my dick. The doctor never has said anything about it.
My doctor, who well-knows my sexuality, knows I'm a total top, and am (to use her words) "a pig," had just finished a routine checkup and lab review. She asked if I had a few minutes, and then said "You're so gregarious...could I ask a favor? I have to show my med student how to do a procedure. Would you mind modeling for me?"
Without asking the details of this procedure, I say I will gladly help. She tells me to strip and put on the gown, while she gets the student. When she comes back in with the guy, she tells me to get up on the exam table, and lie on my side. She then begins to instruct the young man, who performs the procedure.
I had no idea there even was such a thing as an anal pap smear, but there is. For the unfamiliar, it is done with what looks like a bottle brush. By a cute young man. On a total top. Who could qualify as "Daddy." Who had no chance to "prepare." Under bright fluorescent lights. With a woman watching and coaching.
And then she billed me for it! (Insurance covered 100%)
It is done by anal brushing to check for anal cancer:
What's an Anal Pap Test and Do You Need One? | UNC Health Talk
I can't do math, but it seems like five days are coming up soonWish me luck for 5 days of no cumming!
Removing the cyst 'manually' continued (Part 2 of 2)
This happened to me earlier this afternoon at the dermatologist (Warning, kind of gross)
The doctor walked out of the room, and I was standing there dumbfounded, naked, in the middle of the exam room, with a fist full of tissues in one hand, and a mini packet of lube (the doctor had just given me) in the other.
I paused for a second, not sure what to do, then sat down on the exam chair. I ripped open the lube that was just handed to me and poured it on my dick. after how much the doctor had been handling my dick to try to remove the cyst 'manually' I was ready to blow. I was worried the nurse would come in, but the doctor said he would be at his desk, just outside. (Even as I am writing this, I can't believe this was my afternoon). I did about 3 fast strokes, and I started shooting cum very hard into the tissues. It wasn't sexy at all, so much as intense. I caught as much of the cum as I could in the tissue, but I'm a big shooter and got some on my chest. I cleaned myself up and knocked on the door to let the doctor know I was done. He was at his desk, not more than 4 feet away, just like he said he would be.
He knocked, and came in and said, 'all set?' I said 'yup'. We were both super awkward, but he tried to ignore what had just happened and kept it professional, which I appreciated. He glanced at my chest, which must have still had some cum residue in my chest hair and just nodded at it to himself. We both ignored the stank smell of cum in the small room. Then we had the still awkward task of removing the cyst, knowing that I had just cum in there 2 minutes ago. I sat there, still 100% naked, at the examining chair, and he sat facing me on his stool, his knees on either side of mine. We were in very close proximity. He cleaned my cock with some kind of solvent. He said he had to give me an injection to numb the area. (warned you, kind of a gross story). I looked at the ceiling as he injected the needle to numb my shaft. I winced, and he put his hand on my naked knee in a reassuring manner. It was kind of sweet. At this point we were in this together. He had me lean back, and he used what was basically a soldering iron on the cyst, (which I will admit, had been stressing me out for the last week) It was totally numb, and didn't hurt at all. But I gotta say, if you ever have this procedure done, This is me warning you about the smell....yup.
He finished up, rubbed an antiseptic on the area, and gave me two stern pats on that same knee to let me know it was over. He told me to put the antiseptic on for the next week. Then he looked at me and pointed a mocking finger at me, saying 'And again, no sex or masterbating for 4-5 days, think you can handle that?' We both laughed and it broke the tension.
I put on my clothes, we shook hands, and he walked out.
I know this sounds crazy, but totally just happened to me at my 3pm appointment. definitely the most strange time I have ever had at the doctor.
Wish me luck for 5 days of no cumming!
Wow. Such a hot storyHoly shit. This just happened to me a few hours ago. Very surreal experience, everything in here just happened to me, word for word. totally bazaar, I'm so glad there is a place that I can share this. Would somehow be weird to tell a friend or girlfriend this. (Fair warning, this story gets kind of gross, sorry)
I went to the dermatologist to get a benign cyst removed from the shaft of my dick. Its a small cyst, but would hurt when I was having sex for a long duration. This was the first time I'd ever seen a dermatologist and the nurse said they had some extra time afterward, and asked if I wanted to get a full skin check too while I was there, to check for cancer. Runs in my family.
The Dr came in. He was a tall, fit guy in his early 50's, married, and very hairy, very straight laced demeanor. He shakes my hand and tells me to get undressed he'd like to do the skin check first. He said, 'I'll just have you take off everything if you don't mind, you can use a gown if you'd like, but I will need to see it all eventually'. I told him I didn't really care and just took off everything.
He has me face the wall and starts with my backside, examining me head to toe, including inner thighs and crack. I am totally naked and he is checking every mole. He has me turn as he checks one side, and then the other. There is something about the surprise of me being on display like this, and his hands all over me that gets my cock starting to wake up. (I had actually jerked off twice this morning, as I knew I was going to get this cyst removed, and might not be allowed to jerk off for awhile after, so I made sure my sack was as empty as possible, Yes, I think about these things).
He turns me to face him and checks my neck and my under arms, he is as thorough as a bloodhound, methodically examining me. He gets to my cock, which is now pretty much fully hard. He grabs it absentmindedly, as only a doctor can, and says 'This is the cyst?' pointing my own hard cock up at me. I nod yes, and say sorry about the hard-on, he laughs and says 'don't worry about it, happens to lots of guys your age'. He says 'I think I can just get the cyst manually if you don't mind, i'll give it a try, easier than burning it off'. I say sure, and he takes his (gloved) hands, and tries to basically pop it like a zit. (sorry! I warned you this was gross)
He grabs my now fully hard cock in both his hands and starts using it as leverage to hold as he tries to pop it with his thumbs. Usually I would imagine this procedure is done with me sitting down, but he kind of transitioned from the cancer screening to the cyst removal, and I am still standing there fully naked in the middle of the room. This Doctor is sitting on his stool and is basically, in every mechanical sense, giving me a handjob for 3-5 minutes. It doesn't hurt at all, but I am starting to feel that tingle when someone is pulling on your dick for that long, and I can feel my balls starting to slowly retract upward. His face 6" from my shaft, as he stairs at in intensely, applying heavy pressure to it.
He finally gives up the effort and releases his tight grip on my cock, looks up at me in his stern demeanor and says 'sorry, I tried but we'll have to burn it off' still absentmindedly holding my cock in one hand, and I can't help but let out an involuntary gasp as he releases the pressure. We both look down at my cock which is at this point fully hard to the point of throbbing, and pointing upward. Precum pumping out all over his glove. I make a ton of precum.
He looks up and me, then back down at my cock in shock and just says 'oh?'. It had just dawned on this guy that he was basically giving me a handjob for the last few minutes. I said 'I am really sorry!' and he says 'uuuuuuummmmmm', still processing what is going on, he says 'sorry too', and (I am not even kidding) says 'I think I used a little too much force'. He finally lets go of my cock, and hands me several tissues. I wipe off the pre cum and he gets a tissue and wipes the precum off his glove. He stairs intently at my still throbbing cock for what feels like a full minute, sort of considering it like its a new person in the room. I am standing there, butt ass naked in the room. He looks up and me and says, 'listen, once I do this procedure, you are not going to be able to have sex for at least 3 days, not even sex *he gulps* with.... yourself'. (his words) It is still dawning on him what's going on. 'Listen, I don't think I should do the procedure with, that, in, that, state', he gestures at my cock, which we were both already staring at. 'and I don't want to send you home like that, and tell you not to, um, cum, for 3-5 days. I don't usually do this, but why don't you take a few minutes and take care of... *gulp again* that. And I can do the procedure when you are "calmed down" '
It was so awkward, but the ridiculous terms he was using to try to keep it professional were a testament to this man's professionalism.
Then he goes, 'uuuuuum, my desk is just outside. I am uuuum, just going to be right outside the door, I really don't want the nurse thinking we are done in here, and coming in here and..... that'd be bad. I'm gonna be just outside the door... but not, umm right outside the door'. I have clearly short circuited this man's brain. He starts to walk towards the door, pauses, and I shit you not, goes to the cabinet, and hands me one of those single serving ketchup sized packages of medical lube. He hands it to me in a very official way, pauses, and just goes, 'yup'. As much to himself as to me. and walks out of the room.
(Part 1 of 2)
Removing the cyst 'manually' continued (Part 2 of 2)
This happened to me earlier this afternoon at the dermatologist (Warning, kind of gross)
The doctor walked out of the room, and I was standing there dumbfounded, naked, in the middle of the exam room, with a fist full of tissues in one hand, and a mini packet of lube (the doctor had just given me) in the other.
I paused for a second, not sure what to do, then sat down on the exam chair. I ripped open the lube that was just handed to me and poured it on my dick. after how much the doctor had been handling my dick to try to remove the cyst 'manually' I was ready to blow. I was worried the nurse would come in, but the doctor said he would be at his desk, just outside. (Even as I am writing this, I can't believe this was my afternoon). I did about 3 fast strokes, and I started shooting cum very hard into the tissues. It wasn't sexy at all, so much as intense. I caught as much of the cum as I could in the tissue, but I'm a big shooter and got some on my chest. I cleaned myself up and knocked on the door to let the doctor know I was done. He was at his desk, not more than 4 feet away, just like he said he would be.
He knocked, and came in and said, 'all set?' I said 'yup'. We were both super awkward, but he tried to ignore what had just happened and kept it professional, which I appreciated. He glanced at my chest, which must have still had some cum residue in my chest hair and just nodded at it to himself. We both ignored the stank smell of cum in the small room. Then we had the still awkward task of removing the cyst, knowing that I had just cum in there 2 minutes ago. I sat there, still 100% naked, at the examining chair, and he sat facing me on his stool, his knees on either side of mine. We were in very close proximity. He cleaned my cock with some kind of solvent. He said he had to give me an injection to numb the area. (warned you, kind of a gross story). I looked at the ceiling as he injected the needle to numb my shaft. I winced, and he put his hand on my naked knee in a reassuring manner. It was kind of sweet. At this point we were in this together. He had me lean back, and he used what was basically a soldering iron on the cyst, (which I will admit, had been stressing me out for the last week) It was totally numb, and didn't hurt at all. But I gotta say, if you ever have this procedure done, This is me warning you about the smell....yup.
He finished up, rubbed an antiseptic on the area, and gave me two stern pats on that same knee to let me know it was over. He told me to put the antiseptic on for the next week. Then he looked at me and pointed a mocking finger at me, saying 'And again, no sex or masterbating for 4-5 days, think you can handle that?' We both laughed and it broke the tension.
I put on my clothes, we shook hands, and he walked out.
I know this sounds crazy, but totally just happened to me at my 3pm appointment. definitely the most strange time I have ever had at the doctor.
Wish me luck for 5 days of no cumming!
Yesterday the MOST embarrassing but...kinda funny thing happened to me...Even though im straight i enjoy using a aneros prostate massage every now an again(once a month)...so last Saturday i decided to blow a couple loads and on my second one i decide to use the aneros because it usually makes me shoot cum hard and almost instantly after hitting my prostate....WELL. after i came (HARD too:biggrin1 i noticed every time i squeezed my ass muscle i had slight pain...this continued for several hours...so later that night i decide to insert a finger to see if i hurt anything. After using one finger to move around i found my prostate and it was little sore and oddly as soon as i pressed it immediately started to leak shit loads of precum and i felt like i was about to orgasm. I was fuckin shocked. even though it felt good I WAS NOT expecting that to happened.
Well the slightt pain continued into sunday. but i couldnt tell exactly where it was coming from. so i decided to put a finger inside and check to see the source of the pain again...and once i pressed my prostate i had to QUICKLY withdraw and it took everything in my might not to cum afterward but my cock was throbbing like crazy. This fuckin weirded me out and I got kinda scared so i decide that i needed to see a doctor. Now My doctor is a easy going italian guy down to earth in his mid-late 30's. I ended up choosing him as a doctor because he graduated from the same high school as me (years before of course) and he and i both at one point played varsity. So the connection was cool. although i had only seen him twice since i was 15 (i'm 20 now)so he didnt know much about me.
So i went in the office Monday. when it was my turn for me to see him i got NERVOUS as hell. I was ashamed to have to tell him what happened but i knew i had to be honest. The most part that shook me up was i was worry i would get hard (just taking off my clothes makes me get semi boned alll the TIME) and for someone to see me naked most definitely gets me hard. and theres no mistaking this bad boy when it gets hard! lol
Well he came in and asked about why i was here and i explained to him, that i had been mastubating and i used a prostate stimulator and now it seems sensitive to touch and theres light discomfort. He instructed me to remove my clothes so he could take a look, and left the room. So here i am naked siting on the doctors bed waiting for him to come back...in the mean time my schlong gets semi hard( I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN!) i tried too relaxed but nothin helped! So in walks the doc and he locks the door behind him....he checks my pupils, ear, nose, throat and then asks me to stand so he can check my groin. as i stood my semi was pretty evident that it was there. and right when he touch my balls my cock jumped.. I WAS SO Nervous...but he remained calm...Then he checked the other ball and as he rubbed it my cock grew more. So now its fuckin pointing out and starting to grow!!!. I was trying so hard but nothin worked. I looked down and said sorry about that. be he just chuckled and said "no worries. Infact i would be concern if someone of your age did not respond. By the time he finished(which was like less than a minute) i was on ROCK HARD. He looked like he was thinkin something but he didnt make any comments.
He then told me that he had to check the prostate to see was going on. As he grabs the lubricant next to me ( my cock is standing proud like a flag pole still) he just adds some small talk and asks about college and how soon before im done. after i responded he told me to lean over the bed and to relax (my cock was throbbing by then because of the fact that im nude in front of someone else) anyway my heart starts racing he put s the lube on his finger and then a little on myself he sticks his finger in and asks does it hurt here and he presses i said no then he presses another place and i said no (my cock is throbbing so much but i dont think he could tell.) THEN all of a sudden he curves his finger slightly and pressed directly against my prostate...Then so my surprised what i never figured would happen DID..as soon as he pressed and asked me "what about here" my cock starting throbbin like crazy and i began shooting A HUGE load all over the paper on the bench my cock was jumping and i could help but grunt a little my orgasmed lasted about 5 to 7 seconds and i jumped up...he just removed his finger and and stepped back a little. I was just shouting "whoa " and "sorry sorry sorry" but he just smile and said "dont worry its not the first time he;s seen this and it happens in people my age". So here i am sitting on the bench with my cock stil mostly hard and cum running down my shaft and this HUGE (not over exgagerating) load on the bench paper...he walked over nd handed me tissues "i kept apologizing and he just chuckled more and said "relax at least the hardest part is over" i laugheded and said "literally man". He askd now that i had ejaculated involuntary did i currenty feel any tenderness in the testicle or increased pain.. i told him my left testicle felt a little sore and the pain in the rectum felt kind of less...he check the testicle agian for swelling...which was wierd cause im stil wiping my cock off and he is checkin my balls....(it was quick though so i paid it no attention....All i could think of was how embarrassed i was and how much the room smelt like my spunk....He said i was all done and he think he knows the problem he left out i put back on my clothes and sat in the chair away from the bench...he came back a few minutes later and said that i had little Epididymitis (swelling of my tubes) from the strain and force of my orgasm when i used the aneros...and that i just had a build of of prosactic fluid which cause the discomfort and made my prostate very sensative.. He said it will subside and gave me some antibotics for the swelling in my nuts. He removed the paper off the bench to clean up..I apolgized once again.. He laugh and said "u dont have to apoligize" and he said that i could most likely be prone to this agian because seems as if am a big producer when i cum (and he looked at the paper as he folded it to through it away) andi laughed...i said thanks and i left...I COULDNT FUCKIN BEILIVE IT....and now im NEVER fuckin around with that aneros anymore...lol
but i have a follow up appointment in 3 weeks and he'll most likey have to check it again...hopefully this time i wont jizz all over the place..But the cool part is even if it does happen again i felt much more comfortable with my doctor now so if i cum then DAMMIT i just cum!...i'll wipe up and walk out proud
Just recently my balls were swollen and tender so I went to see my Uro. He had examined me a number of times in the past but when he checked my sac he said they looked normal. I had to explain that they were normally quite small and this was swollen. Turned out to be a slight Inflammation of the sperm ducts but quite embarrassing to explain that you have tiny nutsI would not describe mine as embarrassing; it was more uncomfortable.
Several years ago, I noticed that my balls had begun their "big drop". Also, they had undergone a growth spurt, and, had become noticeably larger.
I was unsure how to begin the conversation tactfully, until I decided to just verbalize my concerns.
My doctor told me not to worry about it. It was all quite normal.
I sure would love to see themI would not describe mine as embarrassing; it was more uncomfortable.
Several years ago, I noticed that my balls had begun their "big drop". Also, they had undergone a growth spurt, and, had become noticeably larger.
I was unsure how to begin the conversation tactfully, until I decided to just verbalize my concerns.
My doctor told me not to worry about it. It was all quite normal.