The most stupidest profile message that some GOOF left you?

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I had some crazy, funny and wild ones. But, I got one today and I WILL not delete it. I want all of my friends and vistors to read just how STUPID some people are. I just want all of you to share some of your stupid and down right not need questions in your profile.

I had a guy ask me today " Do U "exsplisive word" Men" I could not write the word that the guy wrote.." But, I was so pissed off that I even wrote the guy back!!
I know a load of you have some items to share. So, lets get the thread rolling!!
 
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DGirl - you post on a porn site about big cocks and their related functionality and you can't type the word 'fuck'? Get the fuck out of here! :wink: Mainly because it is bullshit - I've seen you type fuck before and a search of your posts confirms that. So why the prissy shit now?

Also, a guy leaves you a question asking if you fuck guys... so fucking what? Yes, it is a dumb question - it may raise a chortle from some, though probably not, but to be pissed off by it? That I do not get. You're being, imo, a bit weird.

Finally 'exsplisive' is not a word. you probably meant 'expletive' which, in the context you were trying to use it in, is a noun not an adjective. Perhaps 'profane word' would be a better phrase to use next time you want to say something like that. A common device when deleting a swear word from a sentence is to replacing the 'offending' word with '[expletive deleted]'. So "I don't fucking believe it!" becomes "I don't [expletive deleted] believe it!" I like that one because of the element of assonance, but that's just me :smile:
 

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DGirl - you post on a porn site about big cocks and their related functionality and you can't type the word 'fuck'? Get the fuck out of here! :wink: Mainly because it is bullshit - I've seen you type fuck before and a search of your posts confirms that. So why the prissy shit now?
Also, a guy leaves you a question asking if you fuck guys... so fucking what? Yes, it is a dumb question - it may raise a chortle from some, though probably not, but to be pissed off by it? That I do not get. You're being, imo, a bit weird.

Finally 'exsplisive' is not a word. you probably meant 'expletive' which, in the context you were trying to use it in, is a noun not an adjective. Perhaps 'profane word' would be a better phrase to use next time you want to say something like that. A common device when deleting a swear word from a sentence is to replacing the 'offending' word with '[expletive deleted]'. So "I don't fucking believe it!" becomes "I don't [expletive deleted] believe it!" I like that one because of the element of assonance, but that's just me :smile:



Sheesh, dial it back a notch babe and take off the school marm hat for a moment. Did her poor spelling prevent you from understanding her post?
 

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This was sent to me by a LPSG member:

"i stand all amazed at how u process...and evidently, its correct...for it gives you the outcome ur looking for..

I reject your processing...far to negative and condesending...and that is correct for me....given the way i process...people like u are a dime a dozen...way to ready to tear down...make up whatever u think works..
and way to eager to judge...

in the future, you would be well served in asking the owner of the post to clarify or something.

in most normal circels...your bad behavior sets forth what ur lacking in ur life...and that is sad that u don't mind broadcasting how shallow you are and certainly u lack character and conscience...but, given how u process, ur correct...
if u wake up one day and find ur self all alone, given you know in advance what ur results will be before u implement your processing...u may want to give some thought in changing the way u process...it will guarantee you different outcome..

good luck to you..
and no need to reply...should be obvious why
"

Scientology really distorts people's views on the internet. :wink:
 

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This was sent to me by a LPSG member:

"i stand all amazed at how u process...and evidently, its correct...for it gives you the outcome ur looking for..

I reject your processing...far to negative and condesending...and that is correct for me....given the way i process...people like u are a dime a dozen...way to ready to tear down...make up whatever u think works..
and way to eager to judge...

in the future, you would be well served in asking the owner of the post to clarify or something.

in most normal circels...your bad behavior sets forth what ur lacking in ur life...and that is sad that u don't mind broadcasting how shallow you are and certainly u lack character and conscience...but, given how u process, ur correct...
if u wake up one day and find ur self all alone, given you know in advance what ur results will be before u implement your processing...u may want to give some thought in changing the way u process...it will guarantee you different outcome..

good luck to you..
and no need to reply...should be obvious why
"

Scientology really distorts people's views on the internet. :wink:

Oh, lordy, if that's not my favvvvvvvvvorite poster aiver! I only wish I could post some of the 15 paragraph pms 11inch sent me discussing my convoluted and twisted "processing", but I've archived them and it would take too long to find them and, frankly, they'd just be redundant after yours. but i sure miss...all those...ellipses...don't you?

I understand why he's too busy to post at lpsg now, however. Who has the time, what with those new twins to take care of?
 

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Oh, lordy, if that's not my favvvvvvvvvorite poster aiver! I only wish I could post some of the 15 paragraph pms 11inch sent me discussing my convoluted and twisted "processing", but I've archived them and it would take too long to find them and, frankly, they'd just be redundant after yours. but i sure miss...all those...ellipses...don't you?

I understand why he's too busy to post at lpsg now, however. Who has the time, what with those new twins to take care of?

I agree with invisibleman. You are a terrible processor. You can't process anything. When you process stuff, you don't really even process it.

When you learn to process, let me know.:cool: