If you plan on see the latest Jurassic Park movie, save your money.
This movie is nothing but plain awful.
No, I take that back.
Saying it is plain awful, is an insult to movies that are plain awful.
It has some humorous scenes, but not enough to justify the plan horror of this movie.
SPOILERS AHEAD
Here are the problems with this movie:
1) No matter what Hollywood portrays, you CAN NOT OUT RUN A VOLCANIC EXPLOSION OR A PYROCLASTIC FLOW. Not in a vehicle and certainly NOT on foot!
2) Once you realize that, all you do, for the next two hours, is sit there and nit pick the movie apart.
3) There is a plot twist involving the grand-daughter that NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT.
4) The evil person/villain is confronted and told to call the police on himself. Is it any wonder why he suffocates the grand father? And, why doesn't the grand father have a gun and just shoot him?
5) Chris Pratt's character is brought in to bring in Blue, the pet raptor with a brain. They can't come within a mile of Blue because of her acute senses but she trusts Chris Pratt, so he can. So he goes and finds her, by himself, and less than 20 seconds latter, the animal hunters surround them. So for that entire time, Chris Pratt's character had no clue that he was being followed, then surrounded but 12 other people.
6) Shockingly, Blue gets shot. The Chris Pratt's character gets tranquilized. They take Blue and leave Chris Pratt there where, the volcano starts to erupt and he barely can crawl out of the way of the lava that's about to engulf him.
7) The volcano erupts, like Mt St Helens but with more lava and the slowest moving pyroclastic flow that has ever existed! Remember Pompeii? People died and was embalmed in the flow. Everyone can out run it. Although a few dinosaurs do get hit with flying rocks.
8) The T-Rex turns out to be a diva. She gets 3, yes 3, classic Jurassic Park roar scenes.
9) Shockingly, the dinosaurs are then turned around and sold on the International Black Market Weapons auction.
10) They introduce a new raptor, with a name that you can immediately forget. Then, get this!, the animal trapper, tranqs the stupid, viscous thing, then, and this is really the height of stupidity, opens the cage, so he can rip out a tooth. Naturally, he gets eaten and it gets out. Setting off the next, predictable chase scene
11) The move pretends it's the last Blade Runner movie. There are way too many long scenes trying to set up something that isn't important. I had to go to the bathroom during one of them, and didn't miss a thing!
12) There is a cut scene at the end. NOT WORTH WAITING FOR. You see 2 Pterodactyls flying over Las Vegas. That's it.
Seriously, spend your money on something better, like paying someone to pull your toe nails off.
This movie is that painful.
Out of 100 I would give this movie a NEGATIVE 20.
And that's being kind.