The Myths about Alcohol (You know the ones)

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I've done quite a bit of googling, and I just can't seem to come up with any sort of a solid answer.

If you want to hear the alarmist news stories, go look on youtube for reports about Butt-chugging and vodka tampons.

My questions are as follows:

Is it THAT dangerous?
Does it really get you drunk quicker?
Does it get you drunker off of less alcohol?
Is there a safer way to do something like this, say with like a cuetip as opposed to a tampon?

It all sounds so crazy and stupid. I just can't get my mind around it. So please, for my brain, try and help me sate my masochistic curiosities.
 

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I've done quite a bit of googling, and I just can't seem to come up with any sort of a solid answer.

If you want to hear the alarmist news stories, go look on youtube for reports about Butt-chugging and vodka tampons.

My questions are as follows:

Is it THAT dangerous?
Does it really get you drunk quicker?
Does it get you drunker off of less alcohol?
Is there a safer way to do something like this, say with like a cuetip as opposed to a tampon?

It all sounds so crazy and stupid. I just can't get my mind around it. So please, for my brain, try and help me sate my masochistic curiosities.


And I mean this with the utmost sincerity:

Give me a fucking break.
 

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Not that I don't appreciate the condescension, really I do, it's charming, but no. You don't get a fucking break.
 

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I don't know that I can answer all your questions, but your descending colon is designed to absorb liquid rapidly so that when you poop it doesn't come out like a sloppy mess (as long as you're eating a reasonable diet). So yes, those tissues will readily absorb alcohol, just as they readily absorb other water-soluble substances like crystal meth (that's called a "booty bump") and water-based lube (hence why silicone-based lubes are better for anal sex).

Anyway, intestinal tissue is not designed to interact with high concentrations of alcohol - which, let's not forget, is a toxic substance. I don't know that it would get you drunker, but you'd have to be pretty fucking drunk (and/or desperate) to begin with to take a liquor enema, and a liquor-soaked tampon is just fucking stupid. You'd have to have a tremendously loose ass to fit that in there without squeezing out most of the liquid.

Anyway, regardless of the alcohol bit, there are all sorts of substances commonly in alcoholic beverages (yeast, for example) that shouldn't go anywhere near your descending colon.
 
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Yes, well. Afraid getting pissed has been around for a while. We be just one little step ahead and ferment our own :)
 

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Straight Scotch for several years, played havoc on the liver
good it died off, when finances / lifestyle changed

all good, since returning to cheap ass beer, almost a non alcoholic brew the shit they charge for these days

usual moderation, gives a tolerable mild buzz, meal after seems to soak it up, till the next day, start all over again hah

i dream its a internal body cleansing agent ..
 

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Try it out yourself.

Get a tampon, dip in vodka (or water if you're not keen) and try to get it up your clacker without squeezing all the liquid out. And then have fun extracting it once it's swelled up to its full proportions.

And at the end of the day, you're really only getting about 30ml/1oz at a time. Just drink the damn thing.
 
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A little common sense (which unfortunately isn't that common) should tell people that this is an incredibly stupid idea.

If you want to get drunk, drink it. It has to be more fun than being found dead with a booze bottle sticking out of your ass.
 

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I saw something about this on a show that airs on Spike TV (A television station for men) called "MANswers" and I've talked about it with a family member because they tried to think of a way to "Get Drunk" without actually "Drinking". So I shared this idea with her and she looked at me as if I had ten heads, replying "Wow, you people are really into some weird stuff!" :confused: (lmao)

I have never tried this before (nor do I intend to) but I do like the feeling of being drunk but I absolutely loathe drinking...