The Naked Gentleman

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  1. Countryguy63

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    A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
    For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburnt, he had a hat over his private parts.
    A woman walks past and says, snickering "If you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat."
    The man raised an eyebrow and replied,
    "If you were better looking, it would lift itself" :tongue:
     
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    ....oh my.....I will remember that the next time I am propositioned while sunbathing naked down on the beach.....very good sir!!!!
     
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