At 2 am today I got a call from a girl I havent seen in a long long time. At first I was ecstatic but her reason for calling became apparent pretty soon. She called with the express purpose of asking me to raise her kid. What the fuck. No seriously. WHAT THE FUCK. Who the hell does that? We were supposed to get together senior year but she opped for a "Thug" and went our separate ways. Fast forward a few years he knocks her up and bounces and she has the gall to ask me to get with her and help her raise her kid. Unbelievable.