The New Hooker

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  1. bluekarma

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    The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down
    to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the
    details.

    She said "Well, he was a big muscular and handsome sailor."
    "Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked. She said, "I told him that
    a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I
    told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either.
    Finally I said, well how much do you have? The sailor said that he only had
    $25. So I told him for $25 all I can do is service you by hand.

    He agreed and after getting the finance straight, he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above thesecond hand."

    Oh my god!" they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge. Then what
    did you do?"

    "I loaned him $75!" she said.

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    Uh, ok........:confused:
     
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    What? You didn't get it....or you didn't think it was funny??

     
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    Yes. Seriously tho, I guess I'm in my Friday morning brainfart mode and my mind is trying to recuperate and preparing for my late night shift tonight.
     
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