the new neutrogena wave

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by D_Scurfielde Skinflute, Jan 19, 2008.

  1. D_Scurfielde Skinflute

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    So, I bought a neutrogena wave a few days ago, just to try and clear up my skin a little, it vibrates to "open pores, so the foam can clean deep", so I was using it, and wondered how it would feel on my "nether-regions", so for the last hour, i've been sitting here at my computer, with this little vibrating thing down my pants, resting on my cock, on the brink of orgasm, anyone else use something "unconventional" to get off, anyone else, have the "wave"?
     
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    I always thought the vibrating toothbrushes would make inconspicuous vibrators for traveling. No odd looks from customs.
     
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    The Fusion razor has a battery inside and vibrates nicely. Tiny dildo, anyone? Just make sure the blades are removed :)
     
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    Really embarrassing moment of truth.

    My sophomore year of high school I lived with two other guys in a former guest house. Our room had its own private bathroom and Bill had an electric toothbrush. Me and my other roomie used to tease Bill mercilessly about his vibrating electric toothbrush. Of course that put the idea in my head.

    So one afternoon I decide to give Bill's toothbrush a run for the money and DAMN it was fine! It felt wonderful as I watched myself in the mirror jack-off over the sink. I was SO into it that I didn't hear my other roomie arrive and walk straight into the bathroom. I was buck naked and couldn't hide a thing. Standing there right at the sink with Bill's toothbrush and my cock in hand.

    I tried to pass it off as my borrowing Bill's toothbrush (yeah right) but TD was too smart and though he had just smoked a huge bowl (pot is ridiculously popular in boarding school as it's so easy to hide) he knew right away. He just smiled with the broadest grin and kept repeating, "I know what you were doing!!" I was horrified at the time but TD was my first roomie as a freshman and so naturally never told anyone that he caught me jacking off.

    Unwritten rule of boarding school. Catch a guy jacking-off you don't mention it to anyone. Ever. Either walk away or join in!.
     
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    i would have joined in!
     
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    My brother in law mentioned a small bit of "sex horror" where someone rubbed some "Tiger Balm" onto his balls as a bit of spice.

    If you don't know what this is, it's kind of like rubbing Ben Gay onto your nether regions...

    He felt hot and uncomfortable. Lost his interest. But it was better than when another woman's dog --large--jumped onto the bed and poked its nose up his ass.

    Anyway...
     
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